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-_- apparently the cut-off for this thing I want to submit to (which closes tomorrow) is 70k words, and I’ve got 67k

I need to think of three thousand words of bullshit to pad this thing. like a chapter where everyone goes for coffee, or something.

pangur-and-grim

okay there are 42 chapters in the book, and dividing 3000 by 42 = ~72

so I’d have to write the chapter titles like this:

Chapter 2: In Which an Elf Is Concussed, but it’s Not Really My Fault Because What Would You Have Done? Would You Not Have Concussed the Elf? No, Of Course You Would Have. We All Would Have Concussed the Elf. Besides Which, I Am Very Sorry for Concussing Her and Will Try to Make Amends Later If She Stops Trying to Kill Me. Also, Her Intent to Kill Me Was a Highly Relevant Factor In My Decision to Concuss Her

pangur-and-grim

and who will stop me? God?

pangur-and-grim

TWO YEARS LATER! Titan Books is publishing this, and every chapter title takes up a third of the page. god didn’t stop me after all

(you can pre-order here: Barnes & Noble, Books A Million, Amazon.com, Amazon.ca, Amazon.co.uk, Indigo, Waterstones, Forbidden Planet, Bookshop.org)

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Art by CottonValent

m-korlan

#incredible #me #vampire #cats #art

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azephirin

Omg these cats are so Orange in every possible way 😹😹😹

#cats #friends #weirdos

thearmyofgrunge

Art By BrunoPixels

#mars rover #crying

thunderon

post-nona the ninth update to this post

i just…. yeah. non-tlt fans seeing this, i promise this chart actually makes sense in context... it’s complicated okay

#the locked tomb #nona the ninth #nona the ninth spoilers #😌

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‚OUT OF HABIT - Sexy Nuns of the Ninth’

A totally real publication!

All the credit for being funny goes to @ironicsnowflake I’m just here with a pencil and stuff :*

mercymornpropaganda

Holy shit this absolutely destroyed me. The art it flippin’ remarkable and every single headline made me wheeze.

thessalian

@brennacedria asks “ #WHAT ARE THESE BOOKS EVEN ABOUT????? “

I reply: pretty much this. Seriously; found family murder-mystery-solving necromantic lesbians and their queer-as-fuck companions. Like if the Scooby Gang made bone puppets and were vaguely neo-Roman.

#the locked tomb #gideon nav #heart eyes

tkingfisher

New book! Coming Friday the 25th! You can pre-order the ebook online starting…well, as soon as it gets approved on the various sites, or get either ebook or hardcopy directly via Argyll Productions!

This is not a horror novel, it’s a middle-grade fantasy, in the same vein as Wizard’s Guide to Defensive Baking, although shorter and I think lighter, so if you just need something fluffy and cozy to unwind with that will not force you to grapple with trauma or cause you to develop any new phobias, I think this one’s safe! Probably!

(…I’m such a lousy judge of these things…)

#books #t kingfisher

tio-trile

Lying awake at night thinking about an Ianthe arm design that makes anatomical sense

#the locked tomb #ianthe tridentarius #art #bones #love it

butchers-broom

“Snow Angel”

Imagining what a new (50th anni please?) home media release of Goncharov might look like. Here’s hoping.

typography from -> @beelzeebub

illust by me

#goncharov

simkaye

wanted a new discord pfp, couldn’t pick a fave hairstyle

#both #good omens #crowley #go art

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tweedfeather

Two cute overworked underlings curious about the Earth? Yeah, I think Eric and Muriel would get along. 💕

#good omens #go art #eric #cuuute

liquidstar

theres a hole in the wall in my brothers’ room because they were fighting (for fun not anger) in there once and one of them knocked the other into the wall so hard his head made that hole, so they put two small skeletons in there for decoration

liquidstar

they tapped up the “décor” sign up because according to them the skeleton is named décor and the one underneath him is his husband. also worth noting that they found 2 dollars in there the other day

liquidstar

FVGBH;SXDCFVGNJNFKLEOI45UT6Y

nasa-is-shaking

I just love it when Décor the Skeleton finds his way back onto my dash

#skeletons

neil-gaiman

I've got to know, was this done intentionally? The complimentary covers with Aziraphale and Crowley, your names in different orders?

It was intentional, yes. It was so that whether you looked on the P shelf or the G shelf you would still find a copy of Good Omens. Also Terry wanted the black cover because he felt it would be cooler.

#cooler 😎#good omens

nihilnovisubsole

me explaining goncharov to my mother: so tumblr made up this scorsese crime film and they're arguing about its themes and-

my mother, completely deadpan: well are they reviewing the theatrical release or director's cut.

me:

my mother: what does frances ford coppola think of it

#goncharov

paramoregf

thinking about early in the book when nonas like "ugh itd be so EMBARRASSING to have another tantrum :(" then when we actually see nona have a tantrum it is like. body horror ripping and tearing and bleeding

txttletale

listen i’d be embarrassed too if i blood tear rip agony suffer flesh and marrow snapped bones endless screaming horror nightmare blood. in front of camilla hect no less

#the locked tomb #nona the ninth #nona the ninth spoilers

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majestictortoise

“why does this character who has done terrible things deserve a happy ending, how can you be okay with that, why do they deserve anything nice”

well see it’s because the entire concept of what people “deserve” is a messy ethical quagmire that has really troubling implications no matter how you use it

but also it’s because i like fictional miserable little assholes and i do what i want

#fiction

toughtinkart

big news!!! i'm opening a print shop!

>>>✨link to my new inprnt shop✨<<<

right now it's mostly just my locked tomb-inspired work, but i plan on adding some other things there soon. if you're one of the folks who was hoping for prints of one or any of these, please go check it out! share it with your friends! etc!

also, if you have other pieces of mine you'd like to see in print format, let me know. :D

#the locked tomb #art

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