Anthony Stephen

$32,000,000/5 br/12000 sq ft

Bruce Banner/Hulk

Clint Barton/Hawkeye

Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow

Steve Rogers/Captain America

Thor Odinson

Tony Stark/Iron Man

Agent Phil Coulson

Loki Laufeyson

Pepper Potts

Nick Fury

Maria Hill

From this picture:

Host: Name something you pullout.

Peter: Your penis?

Tony: Peter!

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Host: Real or fiction, name a famous Willy.

Bucky: Willy the Pooh.

Steve: Bucky, no. Close but no.

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Host: Name something you’d pay money to get rid of.

Tony: Your spouse.

Steve: Now that’s just hurtful.

Tony: We aren’t even married, Steve.

Steve: And whose fault is that?

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Host: Name a kind of bear.

Steve: Papa.

Sam: Dammit, Steve.

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Host: During what month of pregnancy does a woman start to show?

Stephen: September.

Host: …

Stephen: I’m a fucking idiot.

Host: Aren’t you a doctor?

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Host: Name a small animal that people find just as scary as a big shark.

Rhodey: A chihuahua.

Tony: Come on, Rhodey.

Rhodey: Don’t tell me you don’t remember that devil dog the dude in the dorm next to us had, Tony.

Tony: Not everybody shares your experience.

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Host: Name something you might buy that could turn out to be phony.

Thor: A horse.

Host: … what?

Thor: A horse.

Thor: I speak from experience. My brother enjoyed his fair share of mischief in our youth.

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Host: Name something Russia is famous for.

Natasha: Russians.

Bucky: She’s not wrong.

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Host: Name something a burglar wouldn’t want to see when he breaks into a house.

Sam: Naked grandma!

Host: Naked what?

Bruce: I wouldn’t want to see that either.

Host: No one does. It’s just an incredibly specific answer.

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Host: Name a yellow fruit.

Bruce: Orange!

Host: …

Audience: …

Bruce: I … panicked.

The Cloak of Peace

Requested by @enulaz: “Something like…Tony and Strange had an argument, and the Cloak is making them hug it out by being wrapped around them?”

Tony: *questioning every life decision he’s made.* “ Is saving the universe worth this?* *shoulda called Steve* *nah* *This is still better.* * is it?* 

okay but can we address this gay ass shit where strange winks at tony

May: *MOM MODE ACTIVATED*

Talbot: *threatens to kill Coulson*

Iron Man (May 2nd, 2008)

The Incredible Hulk (June 13th, 2008)

Iron Man 2 (May 7th, 2010)

Thor (May 6th, 2011)

Captain America: The First Avenger (July 22nd, 2011)

The Avengers (May 4th, 2012)

Iron Man 3 (May 3rd, 2013)

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season 1 (September 24th, 2013)

Thor: The Dark World (November 8th, 2013)

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (April 4th, 2014)

Guardians of the Galaxy (August 1st, 2014)

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season 2 (September 23rd, 2014)

Agent Carter Season 1 (January 6th, 2015)

Daredevil Season 1 (April 10th, 2015)

Avengers: Age of Ultron (May 1st, 2015)

Ant-Man (July 17th, 2015)

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season 3 (September 29th, 2015)

Jessica Jones Season 1 (November 20th, 2015)

Agent Carter Season 2 (January 19th, 2016)

Daredevil Season 2 (March 18th, 2016)

Captain America: Civil War (May 6th, 2016)

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season 4 (September 20th, 2016)

Luke Cage Season 1 (September 30th, 2016)

Doctor Strange (November 4th, 2016)

Iron Fist Season 1 (March 17th, 2017)

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (May 5th, 2017)

Spider-Man: Homecoming (July 7th, 2017)

The Defenders Season 1 (August 18th, 2017)

Inhumans Season 1 (September 29th, 2017)

Thor: Ragnarok (November 3rd, 2017)

The Punisher Season 1 (November 17th, 2017)

Runaways Season 1 (November 21st, 2017)

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season 5 (December 1st, 2017)

Black Panther (February 16th, 2018)

Jessica Jones Season 2 (March 8th, 2018)

Avengers: Infinity War (April 27th, 2018)

$1,900,000/4 br/2900 sq ft