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So I've decided to work on this silly crossover fic (idk if I'll post it, it's still in wip) but I have some questions about writing warden

Thing is, idk how to write the weirdo. Don't want to make him annoying, or too childish, or whatever so does anyone have suggestions for writing him? Much appreciated! :D

oooo!! i’ve been waiting for something like this!

he's a real oddball, anon, i'll give you that.

warden is childish and whimsical, very much in his own head (especially in after the second season), but he also has a commanding, vaguely sinister aura (this is really noticeable in the pilot). he's chaotic, unpredictable, deeply disturbed from... y'know, his everything, yet he is oh so meticulous when he's focused on something he wants. the blue print of a tumblr sexyman. while being charming and vain, he's also really dorky and immature (which ironically adds to his charm, therefore creating a black hole and sucking all of us in and turning us into sentient spaghetti noodles). he is blunt, he is camp, and by god is he cunty.

he absolutely loves attention and praise, but lashes out when he faces even the slightest hint of criticism. due to him being raised in a cold, colourless prison, he ended up the flashiest man you'll ever meet. this man has fatherly wounds so deep, you'd think that they're genetic, carved into his dna like a damn caveman drawing. the thought of betrayal terrifies him (as seen in "dream machine", where he has a full blown mental collapse over a dream).

he's the guy at your work who serves maximum cunt every time you see him, but he's also the type of guy to go to a waffle house specifically to watch people beat the shit out of each other. he's the type of guy who goes to brunch and eats scones while talking about the messiest gossip you've ever heard, but this motherfucker could also murder a whole crowd of people and his main complaint would be that he got blood on his shoes. one second he's drawing with crayons and making balloon animals out of condoms, jumping up and down like he's got no damn sense, and the next he's gleefully watching a man get all of his appendages get cut off with a rusty spoon.

Like I understand the misconception that you don't have to research for cats or dogs and sometimes even fish, but goddamm, a HORSE? You just are winging it?

My credentials: I have worked for several years in the horse world as a barnhand, barn manager and occasionally trainer in a total of five very varied barns. I have two diplomas in horse husbandry and training and have owned two horse in the recent past.

Because I love horses I often have content shown to me by algorithms which very often are quite upsetting, usually "funny" videos in viral compilations showing horses performing actions stemming from bad husbandry and horrific mental en physical health as well as straight up abuse content. A lot of people are not in the know about what these behaviours mean and sometimes, they do appear to be quite funny (horses bobbing their heads, rocking, etc...), so I'm making this blog to help share which behaviours you shouldn't encourage the posting of when you see it online. I was inspired by @is-this-cat-video-cute and simmilar blogs who I think do amazing work, and I wanted to join the effort on the side of horses.