INFJ in love

Post: “INFJs are mysterious smol beans who understand the universe and are completely enlightened.”

mbti types as enzymes

mbti types as bees

mbti types as sharks

mbti types as midlife crisises

mbti types as retired bath and bodyworks scents

mbti types as manifestations of ennui

mbti types as star wars plotholes

mbti types as mispellings of the word excersize. exersise? 

mbti types as weird places on your body you get a single freckle 

ISTP: Hand

ESTP: Butt ;)

ISFP: Near the belly button

ESFP: Earlobe

ISTJ: Elbow

ESTJ: Under the chin

ISFJ: Chest

ESFJ: Near the eyebrow

INFP: On the big toe

ENFP: Right in the middle of a cheek

INFJ: In the heart *wind blows*

ENFJ: Near another freckle (so it doesn’t feel alone)

INTP: In the brain

ENTP: IN the belly button

INTJ: Is too cool for freckles

entj: ceo shark. *jaws theme plays*

intj: is better than u shark. Qualifies for jaws theme but only because of scary reputation and not cos your actually evil.

entp: argumentative but in a kinda sexy way shark. No jaws theme for you, we all know your all bark and no bite.

intp: shark that can’t get a date. Definitely too pathetic for jaws theme, no one’s ever gonna be scared of you tbh.

estp: a shark that lives for the moment. most deserving shark of jaws theme music.

istp: badass shark *rides into the sunset on motorbike while jaws theme plays*

estj: also badass shark but plays by da rules. Qualifies for jaws theme.

istj: shark that lives a respectable life, but sadly too respectable for jaws theme.

enfj: shark that is friends with many other sharks. Secret manipulative side means you get jaws theme music.

infj: a shark that can see into your very soul. Doesn’t play jaws theme because they wouldn’t want to upset anyone with it.

enfp: a shark that wishes it was the rainbow fish. The rainbow fish doesn’t need jaws theme music.

infp: sensitive shark. Refuses to accept jaws theme music as it’s too common and cliche to properly represent them.

esfj: dear mother shark. Too kind for jaws theme music.

isfj: shark that reads book while eating home made cookies. Tries to convince people they can be scary, but no one’s falling for it so doesn’t qualify for jaws theme music.

esfp: entertaining shark. Deserving of jaws theme music.

**ONE SPOILER AHEAD; PROCEED WITH CAUTION**

Kylo Ren doesn’t know his hero Darth Vader rejoined the good guys at the last minute: ESFJ, ISFJ

Sidious doesn’t make an effort to stop the Rebels until he tries to kill Luke: ENTP, INTP

The Jedi rarely use the all-powerful force in battle even though it’s useful: INFJ, ENFJ

Kenobi doesn’t recognise the two droids that he so faithfully worked with for many years: ESFP, ENFP

Luke takes three days of training to be able to match Vader: ESTP, ISTP

The Empire builds a second Death Star with the same flaws as the first: ISFP, INFP

Leia doesn’t react to any of the traumatizing events that befall her such as her home planet being destroyed: INTJ, ISTJ

ENTP: exorcise

ENTJ: exercize

INTP: exarcise

INTJ: Guys, wtf it is exercise -_-

ENFP: exeeercise

ENFJ: eksercize

INFP: eksercise

INFJ: exersise

ESTP: exercisse

ESTJ: exircize

ISTP: exarcise

ISTJ: ixercise

ESFP: exercis

ESFJ: eksarciz

ISFP: iksarcise

HELLO EVERYBODY!

First of all, we hope you are having a fabulous time during these Holidays. We know that Santa came a while ago, but we would like to give away a present as well.

There are 2200+ of you following us rigt now and we are incredibly thrilled by it, We would love to give a present to each one of you, but sadly we can’t. It is our first giveaway, but there will be more to come!

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I’M SORRY SO MANY TEXT POSTS BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT

there’s a post going around of some girl linking to a “picture of her prom dress” when the link leads to a picture of a gif’d mutilated face and screaming. i imagine that this could be very harmful to both people with epilepsy or those with anxiety problems and the like. it happened to alarm me a lot.

INFJ - I am a beautiful person. The comments for your help. Okay I didn't even need to 😂 damn my sentences are short, lemme try again with just left/right.

It was only one. I think the only way we work out how much I owe me for the use of this message, but the most of your order and the rest.

INTJ: Who do I need to kill?

INFJ: You don’t need to kill anyone. I’m fine.

INTJ: Let’s rephrase; who can I kill? 

INFJ: No, INTJ. No killing.

INTJ: Are you sure? I can make it look like an accident.

INFJ facepalms.

INTJ: Can I blackmail someone? We can plant meth on whoever upset you. I know how to make meth.

INFJ: No, INTJ. No blackmailing.

INTJ: Well what can I do?

INFJ: Nothing. I’m just upset.