Another humans things

feels like im hallucinating when i remember how in 2023 when the fia had another go at the jewellery ban, instead of giving in to their fuckass rules lewis turned up at the track with double the nose piercings he had before

jewelrygate was such a fever dream man i always remember lewis fucking with the fia by implying he had a dick piercing and had everyone speculating for weeks😭😭 and then he submitted a medical that said if he removed his nose piercing he was at risk of “disfigurement”😭😭😭

We are literally 3–4 races into the championship and McLaren already decided who they want to support to get this championship. And like... I would get it if your driver was a proven champion but this is Lando Norris.