I haven't a clue what to do.

ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

*English street urchin voice* please no discourse sir, it’s Christmas.

The Bee Movie but every time we touch, I get this feeling, and every time we kiss, I swear I could fly

People talk about politics as if it’s this isolated, abstract concept that only matters at election time. Somebody’s politics is their world view. It’s whether they think certain human beings deserve rights. It’s how they think the world should be. And if somebody thinks that the world should be colder, meaner, less accepting and downright hostile to people that are different to them, then sure as fuck is the friendship over.

self care is drinking 3 pots of coffee and getting into a knife fight w god

this guy is the minister of multiculturalism in canada haha

new name for the trope of getting the leftover straight people together at the end of the movie/series to tie up loose ends: “het cetera”

so i guess now im just supposed to develop an attention span of longer than 6 seconds and watch a “youtube video” like its fuckin colonial times

I bet his brother is just internally “Brother, no..”

This is the dumbest thing to nitpick but the phrase “real UFO” bothers me any UFO is a real UFO as long as it’s unidentified and flying because that’s what those words mean weather or not it’s an alien is a different matter it could be a pancake someone threw real hard as long as you don’t know that’s what it is it’s a UFO

i’ve said it before, and i’ll say it again: anything is a UFO if you’re bad enough at identifying stuff