Cha Cha Real Smooth

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

i want this man in my inventory

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

I feel like that one scene of Justin Bieber getting shot in csi

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

It’s honestly really transphobic that there’s no version of hrt that will turn me into a disgusting eldritch shapeshifter

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like