Brainrot Galore

first in my bloodline to read this much gay fanfiction

i just know there was a weird little girl in the middle ages out there stealing snake's eggs and putting them in her family's chicken coop in the hope of hatching a basilisk

Your 30s aren't too late. Don't let nobody tell you that stupid shit.

Your 40s aren't too late. Don't let nobody tell you that stupid shit.

#as long as you're alive it's literally never too late

[AFTER REVEALING VERY TELLING PERSONAL INFO] But don’t read into that. let’s move along

i wish the world was kinder to women

this includes trans women

Keeping an alive tumblr in 2026 is proof of one's sincerity and authenticity - a type of person who enjoys posting for the sake of it with absolutely nothing to be gained....just the enjoyment of curation and self expression untainted by opportunity and relevance

i think there is something fundamentally wrong with me but that's okay

I hate ruminating on what could have been. Out here thinking "if only I locked in when I was 13" are we serious

i get so miserable off that scenario i made up in my head

"you only like her because shes a woman" yup "you let female characters get away with too much" yes "if a man did this you would hate him for it" indeed