You're a Sunnydale student. You notice weird girl Buffy has a new weird friend. She definitely doesn't go to this school. People have seen them walking the streets late at night, just the two of them. They go to homecoming together. One of your buddies overheard Buffy saying they were going out together that night. Someone suggests they're dating. You walk into the library one day and see them spring apart. They're sweaty, breathing hard, and absolutely hiding something. Okay, definitely dating. You didn't get that vibe from Buffy but good for her because she seems less mopey these days. Scott Hope confirms your suspicions. Weird girl number two interrupts your test by drawing a heart on the window and Buffy sneaks out for the supposed hookup. You see them later that night dancing at the Bronze.
A week later and the girl hasn't been around as much. Buffy's obviously preoccupied. Trouble in paradise, maybe? Prom comes around, and the other girl is nowhere to be seen. Your dad works nights at the hospital. Buffy and the girl come in together, both badly hurt. Buffy's up and about before long, but apparently the other girl's comatose. At your hell of a graduation, you overhear her telling the giant snake about how she stabbed the other girl. Then she blows up the school. You take your diploma from the ashes and remind yourself never to break up with Buffy Summers.
