Adventures of The Viccy

before i read the caption i was deeply disturbed

I just naturally assumed OP wanted to launch a fist shaped dildo straight up their ass like a Saturn V puncturing the atmosphere

I also assumed the ass thing

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Cue Shaggy - It Wasn’t Me

iT's fUnY beCAusE mEn aRE DumB

The artist was a man but women still got blamed for the “misandrist joke” by a redpiller calling himself a “big dick americhad“

I will never understand why people create whole ass fantasy worlds and still oppress women in those worlds.

Like, you can have dragons, but not basic respect for women? Boring. Tired. Basic and sexist.

Whoever had “Dyatlov Pass Incident Solved Using Frozen” on their Bingo card...

Except there wasn’t an avalanche and locals have attested that the area has never had any avalanches. To quote a great philosopher of our time “That’s suspicious... That’s weird...”.

Toucan: “that there just ain’t natural”

nobody has been bullied for being a nerd since like 1990 and star wars and superheroes and video games have been mainstream to the point of oversaturation for like 20+ years now and adult man babies still have a persecution complex. may divorce be with you 

reblog this post and put in the tags what drink you would have someone bring you when you pressed a button on your desk mine would be coconut lacroix

Animals don’t understand the concept of an accident. Your dog thinks you got out of the bed in the middle of the night just to kick him in the head.

This is a lie animals DO understand the concept of accidents especially social animals which is essentially all domestic animals. For example when dogs play-fight they often accidentally play too rough. When this happens the hurt dog will yelp! Both dogs stop playing, and the offending dog often performs submissive gestures (rolling over, licking, nuzzling softly) to show that they are sorry and they didn’t mean to be aggressive, and they were not trying to show dominance. After a few moments they’ll start playing again! So, if you accidentally step on your dog’s paw, and then you make a big show of saying sorry (petting, holding the dog, making soft sounds) your dog understands! They know you didn’t mean it. On top of that many animals have been shown to have varying levels of human language comprehension, so it’s not impossible that your dog ACTUALLY knows what the word Sorry means!

classic vines but they’ve been reshot hollywood style. a man stands over a cliff on a stormy night, his coat billowing in the heavy wind. rain-drenched, hair whipping about his chiseled features, he turns to the camera and–in a voice hoarse with betrayal–gasps: i can’t believe you’ve done this

The sterile environment of the engineering deck was one that usually accommodated a team moving as one with the purpose of ensuring that the engines were well serviced and maintained. This day found the sterile atmosphere the set of disappointment as Scotty stared down two ensign. True, both squirmed under his judgmental gaze but one of them was responsible for the oversight that led to the Enterprise dropping out of warp for emergency repairs. The fact that neither sought to own up to or give up the other one for the oversight enraged the Chief Engineer further. This frustration and rage only served to thicken the already thick accent Scotty possessed. “Well, it was one of yas!”

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yeah who tryna be friends 👉👈

To add to this, medications shouldn’t be sold for a profit either.

these damn kids and their *looks at hand* desire to save the earth