Kind Of Gross

fuck “live action” remakes of disney movies, can we get remakes of barbie movies where absolutely nothing is changed except the animation is good

anyone else ever daydream for 6 hours straight and then after ur just like nah let’s scrap that and do it all again but slightly to the left

tell me something nice, hit me with those positive vibess

the earliest recorded named cat lived over 3000 years ago in egypt and was called ‘nedjem’ which means sweetie

the pet cat of prince thutmose was called ‘tai miuwette’ which means ‘little mewer’

every time i sneeze my ribs starts aching 

THE LADY

There’s this elevator in my college accommodation which has 2 doors but people rarely realise it as it only opens the other way on the third floor (where my room is) so when I get in I turn to face the door that opens towards my room automatically and the looks I get are amazing. I’ve told people who are coming up to my floor to turn round and had them refuse cause it sets off some primal anxiety until 2 seconds later the door behind them slides open and they’re left floundering as the door they’re looking at made the opening sound but didn’t move. It was designed to confuse and terrify people ad I’m honoured to be a part of that chaos.

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOSH

Hrrnngh, Max, I’m trying to sneak around, but I’m dummy thick, and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps waking up the Whos

did you try making it face the customers instead of sitting against a wall with its ass right out

since a new pokemon game and starters were announced where is that picture from when bw was announced and people tried to guess what oshawott’s shadow looked like and they just drew some green duck with with a giant acorn, it’s tradition to always bring that back