overheard.

SMS: i'm sorry your dad sucks major dicks, kenny, dear. but how about for one night, and one night only, you throw the biggest bash west valley has ever seen? it'll be the best form of teenage rebellion. x

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that’s a hard question to answer, nonnie, because all of you deserve everything you get. but if i had to say? most likely, either charles or paige.

all i have to say is that the zeta sisters (and ian) should watch their backs. after all, if candice would do that to her own blood, what’ll she do to sorority sisters?

and reveal that my long-dead facebook account is still active? yeah, right. try again when you can ask me in person.

i’m sorry, you don’t think avery’s “in the picture”? i bet every time taylor looks at joey’s face, she really sees the two of them hooking up. i hope she won’t forgive those cheaters.

do you mean physical or sexual? i suppose it doesn’t matter, actually. campus police are completely inept when it comes to this kind of stuff. last year, a murderer walked right out of custody thanks to a little quick thinking from yours truly.

what could a genius like aubrey have to stress about? oh, that’s right, not being a genius. shame she’s wasting what little smarts she has left.

candice is focusing on the mundane so that she’ll stop thinking about the murder. oops, did i say murder? things get so confusing when you steal your dead sister’s identity.