this is america, nut up or get the fuck out

it’s time for my livebloggy thoughts for 2x03!!! here we go:

EUGENE FLASHBACKS hes so happy but immediately when i saw him i knew this was going to be awful. literally cannot look at the screen right now in anticipation. aaaAAAAND FUCK ME :(

THE THEME IS BACK I feel so good now

cassidy talking about women in nola flashing their tits is actually jerking me off rn because its like the most subtle comics reference in the world (blood & whiskey)

i love how theyre looking for god and found dog  like i wonder who came up with that fun joke in the writers room 

cassidys outfit w the hipbones again and that jacket w the literal vampire collar, probably my new fave. he looks SO GOOD this whole episode WHY

cassidy awkwardly standing behind jesse & tulip pretending like hes not listening.... and then just talking to random people... same

jesses face when cassidy says he wants him to meet someone and “hes gonna love him”... like knowing cassidy, its gonna be a lunatic... yeap.

tulip’s “acting normal” thing she did when that woman recognized her was fucking adorable hgkjsdfhgjkdsg. also her outfit is mr. robot chic

acting like ur best pals w someone and u dont even understand their language.... again, same... cassidy giving denis a HALF EATEN bag of m&ms.. like he could not for the life of him resist eating some.. 

is that the first time cassidy called someone “love”? that was really weird. also i am proud of him trying to be helpful and mend his friends relationship despite his own desires, like thats ooc as FUCK but its good i guess

FEATHERSTONE IS SO HOT WTF.. julie is so hot and her bodys amazing im sry.. but also i expected featherstone to be an awkward nerd so this is a shock

JESSE FIGHTING ALL THOSE GRAIL GUYS fuck yes that’s my boy

ANGELVILLE REFERENCE AGAIN YAY IT’S HAPPENING

every time tulip excitedly talks about shit like cereal and poptarts and french fries i fall in love all over again w my junk food loving wife. also tulip calling jesse “preacher” when shes mad 

yessss revealing featherstone as an agent and getting to see hoover and herr starr yay!!! THE GRAIL IS HERE! IT’S STARTING!

NO! TULIP! SFDJHGSJDFHGKHFDSH !!! HELP !!!