do u even tumblr..

The only honest mechanic left

tbh the worst thing about being a self aware mentally ill person is that people assume that because you understand your illness you’re automatically able to actually apply your knowledge to your life and cure yourself

third base is when he sees u cry for the first time

EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN

OH MY GOD WHAT IS LIFE.

I was laughing so hard I was crying not kidding rn

This appeared again and I didn’t even need to watch it to start laughing

Why is this so funny

i know every single word to this video up by heart

this makes me so happy

“did you bring protection?” “don’t worry babe” *pours salt in a circle around bed*

no way in hell am i passing this up

a student from uni scrolled past this and ended up failing all of his courses, even the ones he thought he passed… not gonna take this chance.

just for luck 😭

I see we’re no longer being subtle

this is so GOOD and PUre

I’m crying

I’m ill in bed and I think this just healed me

i really wish platonic relationships were more important. i’m tired of losing friendships because i’m less important than their significant other. i hate that i’m automatically not as close to my friends because i’m not the person they’re dating/sleeping with. and i hate how whenever i complain about it the response is “you’ll find someone too someday!” like no I shouldn’t have to “find someone” to feel loved and important, maybe we should stop promoting investing all your time and effort and physical and emotional intimacy into one romantic/sexual partner idk

THISSSSSS

i loooooove personality quizzes and astrology and alignments and personality types because i’m completely obsessed with myself

lowkey always thinking about you highkey never gon let you know

New Years Eve (2017) will be the only day when every adult was born in the 1900s, and every minor was born in the 2000s.