Annelise Noel

i think "oh my childhood doesn't even impact me that much" & then im Afraid To Sit in The Living Room

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

the nhl needs to install a nonthreatening popstar boy on every team and on the team where they already have one (ie the devils, the ducks, etc) they need to lean into it HARD. start giving out tiger beat style posters. make little quizzes like "which hockey heartthrob is YOUR soulmate". we will grow the game through the power of adolescent girls who want jack hughes to take them to prom

The worst invention of late stage capitalism is the screen on the gas pump that plays video ads at you. The best invention of late stage capitalism is the coke freestyle machine.

instead of tumblr live they should have installed a feature where a random tubi film is playing at the top of dash

divorce is so funny. like never mind

remember: the black girls y’all called ratchet and ghetto and trashy for the big bamboo earrings, long braids, big necklaces, long acrylics in the early 00s were the footprint for the y2k fashion yall love so dearly. you’d be nothing without black girls