a blaze of light in every word

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

Would you like to take ibuprofen together after work?

the good thing is that john lennon was a man who loved haunting him and paul mccartney is a man who loves to be haunted by him so i think it's fine. it's fine actually. like when paul says john's soul is still in his (2026) like that's so fine and okay. really. seriously. and john last words to him being "think about me now and then" it's okay. so paul is just doing this right, thinking about him now and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

I do not think our president should be a dementia ridden senior citizen with no regard for the law lol. Misuse whatever buzz words you want, the government should reflect the best interests of the people and not the whims of a downright evil 80 year old who has made a career out of scamming people and should be in a memory care facility.

I’m so pro abortion I feel insane hearing any other take on it

Even lefties I know will eventually concede to some situation where they think it’s right to force someone to carry a child against their will as if that’s not one of the most inhumane and cruel situations to put someone in regardless of any other factors

ouagh lord of the rings really did say “it might be hopeless, it might be fatal, there may be no coming back— but it is always, always better to do something, to fight for what is good and true and beautiful, than to sit back and give into despair with an ‘it would have happened anyhow’”

i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao

you should also be able to do this to job listings

Download the pdf.

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It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet