Are U There God? It's Me

Why does this look so tense

is this the year of formatting posts about comedy media like indie films

Y'all should Google the article, it’s actually pretty neat. Basically, the Aldabra Atoll was once inhabited by the Aldabra Rail, a flightless species of bird that had diverged from the flying White-Throated Rail when a section of the population landed there and found they had no natural predators. However, the Atoll occasionally gets completely submerged, and all of the flightless Aldabra rails were wiped out. But then, after the Atoll re-emerged, a bunch of the EXACT SAME species of flying White Throated Rail decided to settle there again, and immediately proceeded to evolve into flightless birds AGAIN.

The server’s face ahdkahdkahd

@demeters-daughter

“Oh shit fam my bad. Wrong house.”

“what the fuck, c'est quoi ce chat??” is a great sentence

“Mais WHAT???”

jared, 19’s sister: [REDACTED], 19

so apparently you can hide Nazis on Twitter by setting your location results to Germany or France because Twitter is legally required to remove Nazi content there, so Twitter always had the ability to remove Nazis, they just choose not to

fucking yikes lol

the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it

why repaint the mona lisa

I like how he’s muscular. jocks speaking out about their emotions

depressed king