🦇Vampy🦇

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

hey staff what the fuck

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

there's some US states where they won't let you put ø or ñ on your baby's birth certificate, along with ' and -, and it's stupid. we all have unicode now. we all know that people use different languages which use different characters. the name Lucia Íñiguez-Garcia will not be too hard to type or break your computer

we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason

your life is too easy. you need to go to the nearest animal shelter and adopt the first tortoiseshell cat you see

That’s a dilute torbie. You gotta get a classic black and orange tortie to pair with her.

they’re still finalizing their grand plan…

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

The soon to transition Mrs Nice Guy: No more Mr Nice Guy

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

“do we think maybe a vegetable would cause less despair” still living in my head rent free

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.