*wipes phone screen on breast*

why does having my tv on make me feel safer

Stealing our lemons

saying “sorry im out of it today” as if im not like this all the time is my fav lie

this means a lot to me i love this

if this didn’t make you cry you need to watch it again

tfw u owe ur friend money but no one carries cash anymore and it turns into a series of elaborate trades that resurrects the barter system.

#“don’t worry about it just buy me like four coffees”

I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong

*black and white gif of a skinny white couple engaging in sexual activity*

this is quality content for my blog

im jacking off to your personality babe

im not changing my icon to rainbow on facebook because I don’t want anyone to think i am straight