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"history will absolve me" as the e-mail signature

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

who ever is puting bear traps out side my cave Stop it be cause your not teaching me a lesson OK your just breaking my heart and making me not like U

i don’t understand how anything works i just walk through life terrified

too perverted for the normies not perverted enough for the real perverts how am i supposed to make it in this crazy world

the moderate/neutral pervert

you should be able to say “fuck if i know” to customers

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

im just someones weird sister

santa clarita diet is so fucking criminally underrated. not only is plot a Drew Barrymore and Timothy Olyphant killing nazis rapists and misogynists so drew Barrymore can eat them, plot b is about their daughter becoming an ecoterrorist. like. you can't beat this