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The concept of hannibal is so fucking funny to me I cant get over it. Like hmm we need to find out whos doing all these crimes. Now let me go to my friend Haggravated Lassault's house

if i was a grisly bear i would literally attack every single human i came in to contact with . this post might seem controversial but its my opinion

no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuck

don't need my goddamn microwave to snitch to the nsa

how the fuck do yall eat brown sugar that shit just sucked all the moisture out of my mouth this is the WORST FEELING

update: it was baking powder

how…. did you think…. baking powder…… was brown…….. sugar………………

can you imagine not being human & just living out your days as a weeping willow, though? beautiful? by the water? unburdened? ideal

I wanna be the one from Harry Potter that beats the shit out of everyone and everything

i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

why is this so fucking funny

Why do Bigfoot hunters try to lure him with a mating call? Do they have a game plan for if a squatch comes barreling toward them out of the woods full tilt with a raging boner?

what the fuck do you think the point of finding Bigfoot is

The answer to the question “how do I spell chanukah the right way?” Is really “with a different alphabet” so like, do whatever

honka