1 hour after they get off the shuttle at Starfleet Academy
Jim: whatâs up, hot stuff
Bones: who the hell is this
Jim: Bones, itâs me!
Bones: (with the foreboding knowledge that his life is about to become a lot more chaotic) Jim? How the hell did you get this number?
Jim: definitely not by hacking starfleet records if thatâs what youâre thinking
Jim:âŚdonât tell Pike
Jim: also I changed your room assignment so that instead of a single weâre now roommates donât be angry ok byeeeeeeee













