make star trek gay again

Live long and prosper 🖖

I think Spock could hang out with Squidward because they're the same type of cultured faggot but Squidward would get petty and mean about something and Spock would be like honestly mr tentacles I find this type of outburst very distasteful. & he would fix him

do they live in capitalist bikini bottom or socialist space future because the answer really affects whether spock fixes squiddy or systemic injustices change who spock is as a person.

I was imagining the enterprise comes to bikini bottom planet of the week style but I'm obsessed with the idea of spock working at the krusty krab & how that would affect him psychologically

…Spock is also petty and dramatic tho?

Well of course but he has *tact*. Squidward's always getting ragebaited. Tbf ragebaiting Spock is like Bones' whole thing but he just goes 🤨🙄 about it