Me : “Do you get dental insurance?”

Scary prison dude: HELLO

Me: Nice to meet you!

Specifically, I remember;

There were zombies walking around in the waiting room. I said “Hi!” and he gave me a high five. Every time he passed from then on, I got a high five.

Near the end, there were these twin little girls. “Come play with us.” They said. “Okay!” I said. “Forever.” They said. “Oh, sorry, can’t do that. I’m busy.”

Me: thanks dad

Me: 

Kris can’t move or defend themself unless we tell them to. They even noticeably didn’t contribute a team name idea, even susie did that!

Kris often just stands blankly during cutscenes like a Good Protagonist, but it’s especially jarring when literally everyone in the scene reacts but them:

more disturbing than that tho, is when the player relinquishes control and kris lifelessly ragdolls, because they literally can’t do anything.

when susie grabs them:

when the floor falls away:

when the king hits and subsequently drops them (Admittedly they were pretty badly hurt here):

Notably, Kris DOES seem to be able to break control occasionally:

when the supply closet door scares them, they take a step back.

they bow along with the others to protect lancer, in direct contrast to the above instances where they just stand motionless during “group” actions.

THEY were the one who was scared when the guards surrounded everyone, the only time they “show” any emotion at all:

They seemed to be in control during the thing with the Fountain, which makes sense since the soul was otherwise occupied.

Finally, THEY WERE THE ONE WHO CHOSE TO PROTECT SUSIE.

we can expect great games such as

and

The new Super Mario Bros game looks great guys, now excuse me while I resurrect a dead meme for a new meme.