ANIME-PHAN

a weird thing about having developed mental illness at such a young age is i honestly don’t know sometimes how much of me is a symptom and how much is down to personality, like i honestly do not know my core self and it troubles me A Lot

wheres that vine where miley cyrus is recording two girls fighting at her concert 

i’m miley

I am insecure and sensitive and I ruin everything I love

Me as a thief: Steals the US Constitution. Replaces it with a perfect forgery, except the Second Amendment has been edited from “the right to bear arms” to “the right to bare arms.” Breaking News the next day: Nation has been misreading the Constitution for over 200 years. Historians mortified. Politicians scramble to save face. Gun control laws go into effect nationwide. School principals trying to punish high school girls for wearing tank tops get slapped with a lawsuit for violating their Second Amendment right to bare arms. I fall asleep on a mountain of money in my mansion in the Bahamas. Suck it Nicolas Cage.

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

WAIT WHAT!!!???

someday I’m gonna save up enough to get a fence for my yard so I can get my son a dog for his disability.

Which is better: a Dog WITH a Backpack or a Dog IN a Backpack

Clearly a big dog with a backpack containing a smaller dog

True

Port-a-puppy

warm rainstorms at 3 in the afternoon that last only a couple minutes

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

since abercrombie an fitch destroys its unsold clothes and wont donate bc poor people wearing their clothes gives them a bad image i say everyone should donate as much abercrombie and fitch brand clothing that you have to homeless shelters so you can simultaneously piss off a shitty company and help those in need

Only donate gently used clothing. Don’t buy it to donate, because that will just give them more money.