fma lust pls interact

he tries SO hard to be discreet and not attract any attention as an office worker and be the most basic bitch to ever live (while killing women and cutting their hands off) and the reason anyone ever suspects him is because an 8th grader accidentally chose the same storebought sandwich as him. thats it. and suddenly the entire damn town is after him and for 47 episodes hes literally undefeatable. all his attacks are named after queen songs. he can blow any evidence up in seconds. he can remote-control bombs. when the heroes identify his face he.. just gets a new one. he can literally rewind time. he makes a fucking thirdgrader live through the same day 50 times a la groundhog day just because his david bowie looking ass didnt want anyone to find out about his hand fetish.

jotaro was only 17 in part 3 and it ruined his entire life, and i think about this all the time

at risk of reading too much into arakis work, whose deepest message may simply be ‘big men punch really good and hard,’ part three really did a number on jotaro and took what was an already burgeoning tendency to self-isolate and made it into a full fledged complex that set him down the path to a bad end and im still not over it!!!