Angsty Cry

English is not my native language and I am writing through a translator, but why not try?

The idea of the fanfic is that Kaeya, although he has a house in Mondstadt (maybe rents a small apartment across from the Gete Hotel), still doesn't feel like it's his home after he was kicked out of the Winery Dawn . Like, he can buy it, yes, then no one will kick him out, but he still doesn't know the future, and is afraid to ever leave it because of the reaction of the Mondstadt residents to his Khaenri origin. But the Teapot from the Travellers is really his thing, his albeit magical, but home, which no one can invade without his consent or permission.

Over time, he will arrange it for himself and will start inviting his closest people there, starting with Klee and ending with Tartaglia (I believe in their crazy, but friendship). It will be funny when Diluc learns about Kaeya's "house" from his friends, and Kaeya himself will be afraid to invite Diluc there for a long time because of their past (they are brothers, no ship). Slowly revealing Kaeya's feelings, realizing his value and love for his friends, and a little angst with a change of abode, where he experiences his dark times without letting anyone in, and then returning back with a smile on his face.

I hope I can make an interesting story and I will share it here. If you have any thoughts or ideas about this idea, we can discuss them together!

So, I just love Kaeya and his comfort. Bye-bye! 💜

Kaeya: Watch closely.

Kaeya: o

Kaeya: 0

Kaeya: 8

Kaeya: ∞

Kaeya: oo

Diluc: What the-

Kaeya: The process of cell division, bro.

Diluc: For what-

Kaeya: Everyone should know.

Diluc: No, seriously, why did you show me that-

Keya: Sh-h. See you later, Diluc.

Jean: Oh? Yes, he borrowed an origami book from Lisa recently, sir. Is something wrong?

Varka: *puts a bouquet of paper roses on Jean's table*

Jean: Oh, sir! Did Kaeya make these? They're so adorable!

Varka: Look closer at the petals.

Jean: Hm? Beautiful petals, wait... is there something written on them?

Jean, reading: "Where are the fucking Mondstadt horses, Varka?"

Jean, still reading: "I'll find horses with or without you, Varka."

Jean: "I sincerely hope that as long as the horses are not in Mondstadt, nothing will happen to you, but who knows, right?"

Jean, feeling a chill on his back: Sir...

Varka, pale: I have three knitted sweaters, one painting, four papier-mâchés, six poems, and one plaster figurine with threats at home. Our Kaeya has a LOT of hobbies.

Varka: I want to ask for political asylum, Jean.

Kaeya, knocking on the window: This won't help. Where are the horses, Varka?

Varka: WHAT THE FUCK-

Dahlia: NO STOP WAIT

Diluc: Working hours are over, come earlier another time.

Dahlia: It's not my fault! It's just that one knight arranged a twelve-hour prayer to Barbatos, I had to wait for him!

Diluc: Hm. Who was praying so desperately?

Dahlia: Sir Kaeya.

Diluc:

Diluc: He again prayed for the health of the horses that Varka took away?

Dahlia: ...Yes.

Dahlia: I'm raising money to buy horses for Kaeya. The church is tired of hearing him pray for the cavalry to return.

Diluc: I'm investing in this

Dahlia: And a bottle of wine please.

Kaeya's biological father: *leaves, abandoning his son*

Kaeya: Father?

Crepus: *dies*

Kaeya:

Varka: Come on, son, admit it~

Kaeya:

Varka: Go ahead, call me an important parental figure in your life~

Kaeya: Then you'll leave too.

Varka: No way. I won't leave you, son. We'll be fine.

Kaeya:

Kaeya: Father.

Varka: *goes on an expedition around the world for many years*

Kaeya: What do I do now? Die? Leave the city? Surrender and succumb to the curse of my people?

Varka: Hmm...

Varka: You need to change your style, son.

Kaeya: Wha-

Varka: Dressing like a game character will give you confidence and strength to continue living!

Kaeya: N-no, stop-

Varka: How about mine style?

Kaeya: ....

Kaeya: ...I'm not the main character, sir. I'm sorry.

Varka: That's right. You're better, Kaeya.

Kaeya, sobbing: Fuck it, let's go, sir

Alphonse Elric: Wow.

Nobody:

Did I like it? I LOVED IT CRAZY

True, there was not enough afterword with the characters who were also there - Fischl, Mika, Diluc and Kaeya, many others... I would have gladly sat with them in the tavern, really

D/N/A just because that's the mood after the quest, I'M REALLY WAITING FOR THE LITTLE DRAGON

Headcanon, since Kaeya is a child of Khaenri'ah and an atheist, he constantly teases Dahlia as "kitten" (because Kaeya knows that Barbatos won't punish him and will drink dandelion wine with him in the evening)

And the fact that Venti is allergic to cats and his drinking buddy calls the church's deacon Barbatos "kitten" makes the bard rub his nose and try to sneeze.