I can't believe how much I hate everything.

they have recently dug up 12 human skeletons in ben franklins basement and they have no explanation

Ben Franklin is the zodiac killer

I’m drunk and crying laughing at this help

The best part of being a fan of achievement hunter for so long is that I’ve seen the evolution of people thinking that Michael was a chaotic force that Lindsay had to deal with to Lindsay being the chaotic force that Michael has to deal with

i wish he killed me when he had the chance

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

*pops my throat open and starts shooting out my vertebrae like a pez dispenser*

wow you really just typed that huh