I Am The Killer Of Neckbeards

Welcome to Dobson’s Hellmonth, a month in which we depict Dobson as people he hates or would hate. Dobson is still MIA, but we’ll find him, and we will point and laugh. Halloween is finally coming up, and for those not in the know: Dobson hates Halloween, and being someone who loves Halloween, this is funny to me.

So a hurricane swept through Florida again, flooded my apartment, everything’s gone to hell, so I had to wait a few days to make this. All this reminded me of the time when Dobson was happy for our previous hurricane because Mar-A-Lago, Trump’s residency, would be destroyed.

So many people were without power and all, but it’s cool, at least Mar-A-Lago got some damage...jackass.

Wait, have we been through this before? Something about Earthquakes, Haiti, exploiting natural disasters, and the Religious Rightwing Nutters...

Ahh that’s right, king of the racist sexist and homophobic douchebags Pat Robertson, I know saying that SJWs are the new religious right is a cliche at this point, but it’s a cliche for a reason: Because they truly are, Dobson was no exception. He’s the Kirk Cameron of webcomics.

Now enjoy a Pat Dobertson:

Why do you hate Dobson? I think he's a sad, miserable man but keep giving him power.

Because it sucks, plain and simple.

A fitting Halloween Tribute to the greatest lolcow that is Dobson, I bring you...the first Mo Dao Zu Shi reference. In this case, Dobson is the Grandmaster of Demonic Inflation.

I’m continuing the theme of Dobson and what he deems “non-threatening effeminate types.” As you can see with Link from Ocarina of Time:

Everyone thinks Dobson exclusively hates dudebros and ultra-masculine type of guys (like Kenshiro, Duke Nukem, and many others), but this year I just realized, he also hates these Metrosexual type of guys as well.

I’m no psychologist so you’ll have to take this with a grain of salt, but Dobson is one of those virgins with rage and wants to lose it so badly. Problem is no woman is desperate enough to even consider sleeping with him. So Dobson sees other guys in relationships, he sees ultra masculine dudebros and effeminate guys getting women left and right, and that makes him seethe with rage, because he should be getting it.

YOU WA SPERG!!

Fist of the Bear Star. Dobshiro, ladies and gentlemen, if he hits you, instead of having your head explode, your whole body inflates and pops.

“Would you like anything else with your coffee?”

In the distant future, sexist dudebros have taken over and oppress humans. There was a special class of hunter called dudebro hunters. One of them is a legend among them. He is called...

Vampire Hunter Dobson.

Actually, I was brainstorming other types of characters Dobson hates, and it always goes to some masculine characters. But then a thought hit me, of course he hates feminine characters as well, take for instance Ocarina of Time Link and Cloud Strife.

So maybe I gotta think more along these lines.

Anyway, here’s the rough version, final one may be sometime this week.