I just want to say I don't like this.

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius im just all cozied up in here like u don't even know how cozy i am

I work at lush and these little bitches come all naked in a big box and we have to put their blankies on one at a time

Happy belated Mother's Day to all of the Lush employees swaddling extraterrestrial fetuses in the soap nursery. I hope you have the lemon-scented adventure of a lifetime.

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

saw an absolutely hilarious animal crossing theory that i now 100% accept and it’s that in the animal crossing world, humans are going extinct, and so all the animals have locked you in an elaborate zoo enclosure and are trying to give you enrichment. and that’s why they give you infinite pointless tasks, hide money in trees and rocks, invented debt that doesnt matter etc. it’s why they always act so happy to see you even after you raze the entire island, relocate their houses twice, and always act so pleased about your choices no matter what. it’s all to keep their little endangered human healthy and enriched. and thinking of it this way has genuinely improved my experience of the game

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

Mental illness is all in your head in the same way that prostate cancer is all in your ass.

this person wins everybody else go home