carcinogenic

no I’m not flirting I was only bothering my gay friends in a homoerotic way

the flat earth society bought a $20,000 super accurate laser gyroscope to prove the earth doesn’t rotate 15 degrees per hour and they kept getting results that proved it does so they kept altering the test to try and make it not drift 15 degrees but it didn’t work so they just said “well we still don’t believe it and we have other stuff that proves it so whatever”

okay sometimes i rlly wish kpop stans who aren’t korean would understand that issues in korea r not ‘something that happened in kpop this week’ like… u guys rlly go out of ur way to trivialise actual societal problems using kpop eg. when u used the hidden cam problem to hype up itzy’s dalla dalla mv or now when ur treating this giant corruption scandal as a ‘which idol to cancel’ wheel like. i wish some of u would understand that korea exists outside of the bubble of kpop that u envision.

me: [can’t handle intimacy, too terrified of rejection to be in a relationship, often completely cuts contact with people out of fear that they’ll get sick of me, a general fool with paranoia issues] i want a girlfriend

"Yeet" is just "Fus roh dah" in millennial

how many games do you have to trade in at gamestop until they give you a gf?

you just have to give them your copy of sonic adventure 2 battle but it’s not worth it imo

i said games not priceless heirlooms

if something wrong i go to sleep so goodbye

*inhales* what a beautiful day *exhales* to play video games for 15 hours straight