Angel's playbox

I don’t think it ever left

I’m afraid to go back

Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations

Because everyone deserves to know how to do a mean moonwalk.

guYS THIS IS IMPORTANT

its not important

I EXPECTED SOMETHING DEEPLY EMOTIONAL BUT NO I LEARNED WHAT NOT TO DO IF I WANNA BECOME THIS GUY’S FRIEND

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

I’ve been laughing so much recently at that picture of the Dad with a sword vowing to protect his newborn

I don’t think I could ever date a good actor like he could tell me he loves me and I’d be like nah you said it much more convincingly to kate winslet try again

A very accurate depiction of a cat owner.

do people realize by not starting gay weddings with, “queerly beloved” they’re missing a really good opportunity

"queerly beloved, we are gathered here togay"

let him dance

This sounds like a forgotten Monty Python sketch

He can dance if he wants to!