*･༓☾ with a fairy moon

❝ spotting. ❞ lacey repeated to herself, nodding and listening as they told her about the technique. waiting until they were finished explaining, lacey tried the technique. one minute she was up and the next minute she was down. ❝ that technique did not work and if dizziness and motion sickness are not the same, then why do they both feel the same? ❞ she asked, rubbing her head and pouting. she had tried the technique, reminding herself over and over to keep looking at the x, but she somehow fell while whipping her head around quickly to look back at the x. ❝ you make this sound so easy, but it is not easy. i’m dizzy, i feel like i have motion sickness, and i think i’m gonna wake up to a couple of bruises in the morning. ❞

pandora: hey i know being awkward is kind of your thing or whatever

pandora: but you could maybe try being normal sometimes

pandora: what i mean is,, please don't ever write another note on my mirror before leaving again. at least not one that says "thanks for the sexy time" with a smiley face, okay?

pandora: just a little alarming to wake up to

nolan: me??? 😳 awkward??? 😬👉🏼👈🏼

nolan: should i leave it on a sticky note but make it more formal so it says "Pandora- thanks for the sexy time." instead??? will that help??

nolan: it was a nice sexy time.... u got the sexy.... times... 🤙🏼💋👅💑🔥💥🎉🕑

nari: oh my god

nari: lace WHAT

nari: listen no offense because i know it's been a tough day for you but that sounds like an absolute trainwreck and it made me giggle

nari: you know that meme of the guy looking at the other girl? you lived that out today and i think that's so great of you.

nari: as for being unable to pickpocket because u were crying, i need to teach you how crying will let you pickpocket anything you want because there is nothing trashy men love more than vulnerable women.

lacey: nari im scarred because it was a trainwreck and i didn't want to be a living meme

lacey: if trashy men love vulnerable women then i don't think he was a trashy man because he just looked at me like i was the one killing his vibe

lacey: and maybe i was killing his vibe because i was trying to pickpocket him and then he tried to flirt with me and his girlfriend saw but... ok maybe he was trashy and i just wasn't vulnerable enough...

lacey: i dont think i can do that ever again i need 20 business days and a maternity leave before i can even think about doing that again

          ❝          are  you  serious  ??  the  absolute  fucking  nerve  of  that  bitch  !  no  ,  no.  next  time  you  call  me  ,  dais  ,  &.  i  promise  i’ll  be  there  with  my  bat  ━━  it’ll  be  a  whole  fucking  welcome  party  !!  let’s  see  how  overcooked  the  pizza  tastes  while  she’s  spitting  up  blood  &.  crying  over  her  lack  of  kneecaps  !          ❞

❝ i would’ve called you the minute she walked in, but i was so shocked she even said anything! granted, i should’ve known from the start but she was being so civil at first and i thought, ‘woah- maybe we can be friends now!’, but then i came back to check on her and she was so nasty. i wish i called you. she deserved busted kneecaps after saying it was overcooked. and you wanna know the worst part? i wasn’t even the one who cooked the damn pizza! it was mamma! ❞

❛ all these guests can do is complain, why are you on vacation then? to come to the bnb and complain? go enjoy italy before bitching at me about the lack of air condition as if we can afford it, right? you agree?  ❜

❝ maybe they’re complaining because the vacation isn’t what they thought it would be! i heard that one of the couples staying is on the verge of a break up and it doesn’t sound too good since the guy just introduced their daughter to them and the daughter is already calling them mom. imagine coming to italy, leaving your daughter at home, and then coming back to italy to tell your daughter that their new mother figure already left... that would blow so bad. ❞

lacey looked around the gym to confirm that they were indeed talking to her. ❝ what’d i say? why would i be joking? ❞ she asked with a puzzled expression. ❝ why can’t i take motion sickness pills to help me? i’m still learning, kang! sometimes beginners need help during their first go! ❞ lacey argued. ❝ do you at least have any tips to help me not feel dizzy after doing a pirouette? ❞ she made sure to emphasize the ballet term. ❝ there has to be a trick because if ballet dancers don’t get dizzy after doing 20 of them then i’m mad. that’s non-human. ❞

wearing a white leotard with pink tights, lacey was eager to learn but it was like her brain wasn’t in agreement. kang could show her what to do, but lacey couldn’t comprehend how to repeat it as gracefully as them. ❝ how do you spin without getting dizzy? i did one twirl and i feel like i’m about to hurl. should i take motion sickness pills? will that help me? ❞

lacey: i tried pickpocketing a couple today but i dont think i did a good job

lacey: i tried to reach my hand in the guy's back pocket for his wallet and he thought i was flirting with him and the girl saw where my hand was and thought i was making a move on her man

lacey: and then the girl started yelling in italian and the guy was looking at me with gross "yes flirt with me" eyes and the girl saw and then the girl started yelling at HIM in italian

lacey: and mind u my hand was still in his back pocket the entire time and people were starting to stare and i tried getting my hand out but i couldnt because the girl was yelling and the guy was yelling back and

lacey: i started crying because i wanted to leave and then the couple saw me crying and started to look at me like i was crazy and the guy finally just took my hand out of his back pocket for me and they walked away and i was just crying in the middle of the street because i just wanted to practice pickpocketing and instead got caught in a lover's quarrel and im traumatized

❝ you won’t even believe who came to the family restaurant today! do you remember that girl, rosalina, i told you about from my culinary classes that was the worst? i guess she’s visiting naples and she decided to come to my family’s pizzaria for lunch. she had the audacity to say it was overcooked when it wasn’t even close to anything but perfection. i wanted to kick her out, but mamma would’ve killed me for it. i wish you were there to throw her out for me. ❞

nolan: on a scale of 1-10 how angry do you think the others will be if i let two goats stay in our backyard as their new home

nolan: i was walking home and two goats (abigail and tal) started following me and i'm pretty sure that means i'm their leader now and i can't just leave them alone when i'm their leader and i think as their leader, it's my duty to lead them to safety but...