angelo di edera

Ah, Daniel, there you are. There is an urgent matter we need to discuss. Yes, I think it's best if you sit down. Now, you know I love you, beloved, and nothing could ever change that. However, it has come to my attention that you borrowed my iPad to play in my electronic world on Minecraft. This is unacceptable. Stop laughing, Daniel! I have a intricately complex organizational system, and you placed sand in the iron chest! Not to mention the completely disorganized new chests you created and put items into with no rhyme or reason. It was an abomination. Stop laughing, beloved, this is serious. Because you are my love, I will make an exception for you. I would never do this for anyone else....but I am willing to let you play in my world. However! First, you must be debriefed on the intricacies of the game, my current goals, and my organizational system. If you look at the projection on the television screen you will the first of 256 slides...