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Metas:
What might evil!Aziraphale be like?
Crowley & 'Much Ado About Nothing'
Season 3 speculation playlist -- edited/expanded 18/02/2024
The Scarlet Pimpernel -- parallels and possibilities for S3
If you liked that, you might like this: Good Omens and World Of The Five Gods -- a lil' book rec to help keep you all going until S3!
Half meta, half ramble -- some random Goetic thoughts
Discworld/Good Omens parallels -- some minor thematic and character-related musings (mostly Aziraphale-flavoured)
How Aziraphale did the trick -- my guess/analysis of how Aziraphale pulled off the photo/leaflet switch in the dressing room scene
Celestial -- not quite fanfic, not quite meta, still fun thing from my brain
Good Omens & Steeleye Span -- a small analysis of how some of Terry Pratchett's favourite folk-rock songs match up with the events and themes of Good Omens
Buggre Alle This: The relevance of Ezekiel -- an analysis of a particularly funny bit of the novel, and just how much Pterry manages to say in one very short paragraph <3
Brother Aziraphale: some interesting parallels -- a just-for-fun meta noting some nice coincidental character parallels between Aziraphale and Brother Cadfael
Good Omens/BG3 Character Parallels -- I fell into the Baldur's Gate 3 rabbithole via its wiki and TVTropes section, and wound up noticing some unexpected coincidental parallels between the playable cast (barring Durge) and the Ineffable Husbands!
Fic prompts of varying degrees of derangedness:
Part One
Part Two
Part Three
A Good Omens mini-ficlet to celebrate the 200th anniversary of the RNLI -- ok, technically a minific rather than a prompt, but take it as such if you like! :D
A silly little meme I made on a whim
Fun D&D idea for Good Omens-loving DMs! Edit 14/10/24: Suggested in-universe character bios and statblocks for Aziraphale and Crowley now available!
A narrative clothesline -- long bit of fic showing one of the scenarios (really the closest to a coherent narrative) my brain's cooked up in its wild hypothesising about S3
Fallen!Az story possibilities -- another longish fic, exploring ways the story might go in an 'Aziraphale Falls' scenario
Aziraphale's sweeties stash -- a short, fluffy piece inspired by my noticing that there's a sweet shop in S1 where half of Give Me Coffee is in S2
A Snek in Lancre -- a short little piece inspired by the idea that Crowley wouldn't dare sass Granny Weatherwax
Angelic lifeboat rescue -- a small piece, expanding on one of the possible story branches from later on in 'A narrative clothesline', in the form of an outsider-POV fic, the outsider POVs in this case being the crew of RNLI Eastbourne
Ineffable Visitation -- a short lil' crossover thing I wrote to help me process some stuff in Pokemon Legends: Z-A (contains spoilers for that game and Pokemon X and Y versions)
A spot of Whovian D&D homebrew -- not GO, o' course, but it was fun to write, so I'm putting it here anyway ^^
The Order of the Stick: thoughts on stats in 5th Edition -- a bit of D&D homebrew/analysis I thought up after finishing a good ol' OotS archive binge :D
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I thought it was great! I'm glad I had something to focus on for those days. The new mechanics were a lot of fun and I was constantly getting surprised. I love how creative and unique each chapter is, you never know what's going to happen.
More spoiler-y stuff below.
Lots of fun dialogue and fun new characters, I think Flowery is hilarious and it was also fun to see Ralsei be a big petty baby this chapter as well. He's definitely starting to actualize as an individual person, even if he's doing that by beefing with a 6 year old girl lol.
I still don't trust Ralsei and I trust him even less now! He always says he's going to stop keeping secrets and then it turns out he's just keeping more and more of them that just seem to get bigger and bigger! He never stops! That's one reason I liked Flowery because at least he actually told me things sometimes lol. Like the menu thing, which wasn't even any kind of big deal but Ralsei kept it a secret anyway!
There was a lot of foreshadowing and hinting about Ralsei's true nature this chapter which I feel like is mostly gonna come up in 6. I'm no lore expert or anything, but the vibe I got from this chapter is that the entire game-like framework in the Dark Worlds - the stats, equipment, battles, menus, levels, mechanics, all of that is controlled and put into the Dark World by Ralsei. Like he's the DM of sorts. In its natural state the Dark World has no stats or anything like that, much like the Light World. But with how Flowery played with stats and battles and talked about following arbitrary rules, I feel like the only reason the Dark World feels like a game (Dragon Blazers, even) is because Ralsei is making it one.
To what end, I'm not sure! Presumably to try and thwart the prophecy in some way. He seems to want to guide Kris and Susie's behavior by using the game-like framework, like encouraging them to be kind, help each other, become friends, care about him, all of that. It feels like Ralsei could also godmode like Flowery did if he wanted, but he won't because he claims it'll make everything fall apart. What that means exactly is unclear... reality itself falling apart? Dark worlds? Or the Prophecy just coming true right away? Or maybe it's just an excuse. You can't trust him! He never tells you the whole story!
(Him having potentially great power makes it even more annoying that he just threw battles against tough bosses because I guess it'd break keyfabe >:| thanks for pretending to swoon against the knight ralsei, that was really helpful
although thinking about it that way, considering that ralsei knows everything, are any of his emotional reactions to anything real? screaming about the knight causing the roaring but doesn't he already know that was going to happen and that we'd fix it...? or is it all just roleplaying. THIS IS A ROLEPLAYING GAME AFTER ALL)
Asgore also at the end pointing out that Ralsei isn't a monster and just has a fake form to hide his true self is also ominous (also Flowery saying he's an "impossibility"). My first thought is that he might be like, a sentient Dark Fountain given form that tried to shape itself into something Kris would like. Just like Flowery shaped himself into something he thought Asgore would like! There are so many parallels between Ralsei and Flowery... Ralsei has to be SOMEthing like Flowery, some kind of in-between thing between Lighter and Darkner, although what I don't know. Maybe Dess's consciousness reaching out in some way? Although you'd think Asgore would have recognized her. It's interesting too that the Bromide that you get of Flowery in Ralsei's outfit confirms that the heart on Ralsei's chest isn't drawn on, it's just a hole right into him and he's filled with darkness. I'm not sure we've seen the inside of any other Darkners though.
Asriel and Flowey, Ralsei and Flowery... what does it mean... in UT they were both the same person before and after a traumatic event. Is that what's going on in DR too, or is that connection meant to be deliberately misleading? If Ralsei and Flowery were part of the same being, that WOULD explain why they seem to know each other anyway. Also kind of tie into Mew Mew too, hmm.
So many parallels between this world and the first world too that I'm not sure what to make of. The flower world seems very different than the other ones, what with the size and the huge sun in the background, and how tailored it is specifically TO Asgore. Presumably that's Flowery's doing, another thing pointing to Ralsei also being able to shape Dark Worlds to his own whims. They really act like they know each other... I'm wondering if we're going to run into time loop stuff, particularly with Kris already having a save file in the first world, which really was probably an imitation of the flower world. With each new world opened/closed it DOES seem like they're getting longer and more elaborate...
Why Kris keeps opening and closing fountains is also still vague, although my current theory is that it's the act of closing them that provides some kind of power or something for their purposes. My guess is there's a giant fountain under the town that never got sealed, and each one you seal above ground is actually adding that fountain to the big one below ground. So what you think is "sealing" isn't actually that at all, and the act of sealing fountains is part of the Knight/Kris's plans, not going against them. Ralsei seems aware that Kris is opening fountains too from some cutscenes and only barely tells them to knock it off, which is a sharp contrast to how he's like NO WE HAVE TO CLOSE THEM ALL THE WORLD'S AT STAKE at other times.
All the flowers were super cute, loved that there was an Ace Attorney segment since Susie was inspired by Maya Fey to begin with, haha. It did remind me I should finish playing through UT Yellow though. It was very weird to read all the color names since I kept thinking of the Addisons in Defrag, since I named them after their colors too lol. I keep meaning to draw them with their matching flowers...
Mew Mew was intense! What an insane battle. :O I managed to get through it faster than with Gerson or the Knight though, haha. The parallels to Kris and the Soul are so obvious lol, that must have been so awkward for them. I'm assuming its foreshadowing but I wonder how it'll play out?
Snowgrave of course was horrifying and amazing, definitely want to see where that's going. Noelle and Kris clipping out of bounds to speedrun to the next part of the game. The aborted run was also interesting though! I'm wondering if more pieces of that are going to carry forward, given some of the eerie bits of dialogue you can trigger that kind of imply it happened kind of. Will it come back in Chapter 6 too? I mean in an aborted one you DID put the ring on Noelle and made her kill people, you just couldn't quite force your way through the world boundary to skip a chapter. I feel like that SHOULD have a big impact on Noelle in the next chapter, but I dunno. How much of that scene at the lake really happened!
Anyway, I thought it was a lot of fun, left me with lots of questions. This is the last happy chapter by all accounts so I'm trying to enjoy it for that. I have NO idea what's going to happen in Chapter 6 or 7 and we haven't gotten any hints about them! I do think it'd be funny if it pulls a Mother 3 situation where Chapter 6 is like, five times as long as the other chapters, much like Chapter 7 in Mother 3 was five times as long as the other chapters. There's so much Mother 3 in Deltarune! Not to mention the Bread you get given in Snowgrave that you use to backtrack in a dungeon in Mother 1. Every Mother reference is always so deliberate. We DID get that dialogue at the end of Chapter 4 saying that was the halfway point. 6 and 7 could be really long! And we know at least there's something weird going on with an alternate path in Chapter 7. How extensive will that be? There's no way to knoowwww
I do think with the repeated hammering that this is the LAST "normal" chapter that 6 is going to be completely different. No more shadow crystals, no more secret bosses, no more eggs... I feel like 6 is going to be a huge shift in gameplay or structure but at this point it feels impossible to say how. My guess is that if there's a fountain under town, then there could be a whole dark world under there that's massively bigger than any other ones, and maybe they'll end up exploring it or stuck down there. Maybe we'll go through Ralsei's SECRET LOCKED DOOR in his castle?? Maybe that'll lead to that "Root" Dark World under everything that lets Ralsei go from world to world without us? Who can say!
It is fun to speculate about though. I also wrote a longer rambly post about Snowgrave a couple days ago if that's of any interest.
 Hey btw, another worldbuilding thing: You can, and actually should have weird and impractical cultural things. Theyâre not inherently unrealistic, for as long as you address the realistic consequences as well.
 Letâs say youâve got a city where thereâs tame white doves everywhere. Theyâre not pests, theyâre regarded as sacred, holy protectors of the city, and the whole city cares for them and feeds them like theyâre pets. Theyâre so tame because itâs a social taboo to hurt or scare one. Nice pretty doves :)
 Then someone points out that even if theyâre not seen as pests, doesnât having a completely unchecked feral pigeon population - that not only isnât being culled, but actively fed and cared for - mean that there would be bird shit absolutely all over the place?
 A part of you wants to say no, because these are your nice, pretty doves. To explain that thereâs a reason why theyâre not shitting all over the place, maybe theyâre super-intelligent and specifically bred and trained to not shit all over the place. The logistics of how, exactly, could anyone breed and train a flock of feral birds go unaddressed.
 An even worse solution would be to not have those birds, editing them out of the world. No, they spark joy, you canât just toss them out!
 Now, consider: Yes, yes they would, but the city also has an extensive public sanitation service thatâs occupied 90% of the time by cleaning bird shit off of everything. One of the most common last names in the area actually translates to âone who scrapes off dove shitâ, and itâs a highly respected occupation. And thanks to the sheer necessity of constantly regularly cleaning everything, the city enjoys a much higher standard of cleanliness, and less public health issues caused by poor public sanitation.
 The doves do protect the city. By shitting fucking everywhere.
While I absolutely love your idea, I just want to say that you can easily reduce public bird shitting from Pigeons by offering them comfortable lodgings where they can sleep and feed. Sure, you need to clean THOSE, but the pigeons shit a lot less all over town.
The Augsburg concept has one big pigeon house every 500m in which wild pigeons are fed, protected from weather and have nesting opportunities. Cities doing that have WAY less uncontrolled populations (since they can take out eggs if they feel they need reduce the population), way less shit AND a healthy population since itâs easier for veterinarians to notice and get to sick animals.
So Iâd say one can of course still keep your general ideaâŠâŠbut thereâs also those MASSIVE palace-like pidgeon houses and only the most worthy are allowed to enter and directly interact with the pigeons (feed them, heal them, clean their lodgings). One big entrance for the human servants (priests??) and millions of small holes for the pigeons.
In fact, one could potentially turn your idea around IN THE PIDGEONS FAVOR. So your world is like ours and most major cities have a big feral pigeon population. And most of those cities HATE the pigeons and try to fight them and stuff. And they think that pigeon worshipper town is frigging cuckoo. BUT when comparing, then pigeon worshipper town is ridiculously clean and beautiful. No bird shit everywhere, no ruined house facades and statues from erosion through bird poop.
Pigeon haters go âhow tf are you so clean, you have birds EVERYWHERE???â and the worshippers shrug and show their little bird temples spread around town that keep their precious birdies AND their town pretty.
I think this is a really good example of how research can greatly improve your worldbuilding! You donât have to be perfectly accurate - it is fantasy after all - but the real world is so much more clever and beautiful than any of us know
advice thatâs stuck with me: you donât have to work inwards to justify a premise (e.g., âhow would it ever be plausible to use snakes as currencyâ) as long as you work outwards in interesting ways from that premise (e.g., âhow would a society that used snakes as currency look different? what would they use for wallets?â)
I love this idea that OP thought there wasnât a town that had already handled itâs âWe fucking love birds you guys, like for fucking realsâ problem already through sheer human chutzpah.
Humans are THE pack binding specie. A way will be found.
What If: Captain America Were Revived Today? #44 (April 1983) by Peter B. Gillis and Sal Buscema; Original Image by John Romita Sr.
In this What If? Marvel tale, Captain America is unfrozen in 1983 rather than the 1960s. Without the leadership of Steve Rogers, The Avengers disband. Meanwhile, a Captain America imposter, who calls himself a âreal American,â has decided to use his newfound influential media status to publicly support a National Identity Card to âdeal with illegal aliens,â to suggest that members of civil rights groups âought to think seriously as to whether or not their actions contribute to the strengthening of communist enemies,â and declare that if those groups tear the country apart with protests, martial law is justified âfor the peace to find a solution.â
Neighborhoods with large black populations (e.g., Harlem) are walled off and forced into poverty, and one character even mentions that Jewish people are being âput back into camps.â The right-wing politicians make sure that things like this arenât shown on television, keeping the majority of the American public ignorant of the horrors committed with their indifferent support. The public are simultaneously told that with some sacrifices, America can be free once again. The fake Captain America confronts a group of peaceful protestors, and he is shot by a sniper (in what reads like an inside job), allowing the police to have âreasonâ to attack the protestors. The imposter does not die and instead uses the attack to provide more reason for the violent crackdown against protesting groups.
When the true Captain America is unfrozen, he is horrified to see what America has become, especially with his emblem stamped all over it. He immediately seeks out the resistance forces (who clearly represent the Black Panther Party) and joins their cause, stating that âthe wrongs [heâs] seen will take much more than one man to right â but [heâs] got a name to clear, a costume to unsoilâ and a country to die for!!â
By the time Steve joins them, the resistance only has one chance left to stop the American downfall: a political convention where the âAmerica Firstâ party will be able to secure its support to sweep the national elections and allow them âto return America to the pure and great nation [the] forefathers envisioned.â
The resistance strikes just as the convention begins. The Captain America imposter is no match in a fight against the true Captain America â especially against a Steve Rogers whoâs fucking pissed. (âGet up so I can knock you down!!â)
With the imposter knocked unconscious, Captain America addresses the convention crowd, warning that an America that does not represent all its people does not deserve to exist at all; that liberty can be âas easily snuffed out [in America] as in Nazi Germanyâ and âas a people, we are no different from them.â
The crowd realizes that the man speaking before them is the true Captain America and cheers. Captain America holds his hand up and silences them, stating that he will not allow them the chance to simply replace one idol with another. He alone canât undo the horrible damage, and he pleads that thereâs still a chance for the people to âfind America once again.â
Fascism doesnât change its tune, just its singers.
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It occurred to me today that you can use Miyazaki films as a really quick way to explain the difference between urban/modern fantasy and magical realism.
Kikiâs Delivery Service: takes place in the regular worldâ albeit at some nebulous point in timeâ but also magic is real and witches are a thing. Witches exist in this world because itâs fun and we like them. Itâs fantasy elements in a familiar settingâ essentially urban or modern fantasy.
Porco Rosso: takes place in an extremely specific place and time and contains exactly one fantastical elementâ Marcoâs pig headâ which is never given an explanation and is never questioned as a biological impossibility. Itâs clearly a metaphor and commentary on a real world issue but itâs also very much literal. This dude 100% has a pig head. No other mentions of magic are made. This is magical realism.
This story brought to you by the fact that Iâve never seen a fanfic on ao3 tagged magical realism that wasnât actually modern fantasy.
Crowley Of The Day: someone requested a sweaty, dirty Crowley from S1. But I donât remember him being in such a state unless they were talking about the bookshop fire
(it was either this or when he crashed the Bentley, but in that scene heâs not sweaty. And if you give me a description I will take it so serious, if heâs not sweaty, thatâs not the scene. So I went with bookshop fire because I can at least say heâs dirty from being covered in ashes and sweaty obviously from the heat of the fire)ïżŒ
I fucking LOVE your art. I just wanted to say I'm particularly a fan of the way you draw light, especially with fire and electricity. The flow and movement you put into it feels so CRISP. Do you have tips on how to give it that weight or do you run completely on vibes?
Thanks! These are some of the things I'm thinking about when making those shapes:
I start with a large blob that has the general movement that I want, then I carve into it and add bits onto it to make it more visually appealing
What I mean by "visually appealing," since that's kind of an abstract statement, is stuff like this:
Our brains like visual contrast and bias. AÂ canvas that's split 70/30 between two colors is more interesting than one that's split 50/50, though there can be a time and a place for the latter.
For finishing touches with light sources like flames and electricity, I usually throw a medium opacity Outer Glow layer effect on it and then add another layer above it where I take a soft brush and put some extra glow in the thicker spots to give it a little variation. And there you have it!
Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!
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I have fourteen microwaveable heating pads up for sale on my shop! They're soft flannel, and stay warm for quite a while! I know it's warming up here in the northern hemisphere, but they're great for achy joints or cramps too.
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me explaining to the other trainers that apricorns are unknown outside of Johto because of deliberate suppression by the Silph and Devon corporations to present artificial pokeballs as the only means of capturing pokemon and establish regional monopolies after they eliminate renewable sources
Ok, but it is a shame that artisanal balls are basically off the market now. Like, you have to ride the monorail and hike through a half dozen routes just to find someone willing to sell you a Fast Ball. Believe me, when your boss at the power plant needs five Electrodes by Tuesday you are not going to want to make the trip to Alola; youâre going to head on down to the Mart and get some Ultra Balls, which will do the trick but arenât well tailored to the job.
Iâm with you that modern catching techniques are better, not to mention more humane, but there genuinely is a loss from more niche balls becoming harder to find. Maybe someday the long slowpoketail of consumer demand will be met, but I wouldnât hold my breath for that Shellder.
Artisanal balls and anyone who supports them are tools of the aristocracy to suppress the common folk. In the days when a ball could only be made by hand by an expert, only the wealthiest could afford pokemon, and as a result anyone not born into the âelitesâ was forced to be subservient to their âbettersâ for protection.
The release of the $2 pokeball meant that the balance of power shifted to the common citizens. If any child can wield the power of a god, the military and the government and the wealthiest businessmen have no power over them.
More than that, instead of power being determined by the wealth to acquire pokemon, power comes exclusively from the dedication, effort, and empathy required to train them to high levels and to maintain their loyalty. If a person simply buys their pokemon, then those pokemon will either stay at low levels forever, or refuse to obey the human because there is no respect between them; the most powerful people in the world are those who caught a critter at level 2-5 and then devoted their life to raising it into a world power.
And as a beautiful side benefit of this, standard of living has increased across the board. Since every household has at least one minor pokemon in the family and there are increasing numbers of professional, working pokemon joining cities and other civilized areas and working to improve them, every aspect of economy and industry has been enhanced by their supernatural capabilities. Electricity is generated cleanly and in abundance for everybody. Pollution is cleaned up almost completely and instantly. The production of farms, mines, and workshops is multiplied, even as safety standards improve. Yes, every few years another potential apocalypse comes about and needs to be prevented by a couple of brave teenagers, but outside of those incidents the world is damn close to utopia.
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Ephemera: collected and cherished documents or trinkets of everyday life; often paper items, such as cards, notes, tickets, postcards, newspaper & magazine clippings, stickers, bookmarks, etc..
Ephemeral: from ephemera. Meaning: transitory, short-lived.
Ephemera: originally a medical term, from Medieval Latin ephemera (febris) "(fever)* lasting a day," from fem. of ephemerus, from Greek ephemeros "lasting or living only one day, short-lived." Sense extended 17c. to short-lived insects (Modern Latin ephemera musca) and flowers; general sense of "thing of transitory existence" by 1751. Compare Greek ephemeroi: "creatures of a day."
*Fever dream: another name for a nightmare. One of the books by Derek in the bookshop is Fevered Star, when stars = people in Good Omens and Crowley & Aziraphale made some when they first met. "Asa" also gets the shivers, a by-product of both fever and terror, in the brief moment when Professor Crowley turns into an Evil Eye-casting, talon-fingered goblin of sorts on their way into the ephemera room.
The wordplay show making a whole feature wall of ephemera in the world of Derek's Bookshop is a great Clue to how it's not real. It's emphasizing that it's a transitory part of the story.
A whole wall devoted to a beautiful word related to the everyday with an etymological root meaning of "not lasting more than a day"? That is a fun way to emphasize that all of this horrible world is transitory and will fade the moment that Aziraphale wakes up. Shivers fade and fevers break and nightmares are ephemeral experiences, even if the impact of them can last at least as long as all the other memories you collect.