bonjour et bienvenue

is anyone else their father’s female son

no offence but I hate when people my age start projecting their own fears and ideas about aging and youth onto me. girl sorry but I’m young and beautiful if you think women in their late 20s onwards are worthless old hags who have run out of time that’s a personal problem

'not dishwasher safe' don't care i'm crazy. i'd put the holy grail in that thing

they should invent a january that doesn’t make you go through every emotion known to mankind every day

Reblog if you're hoping 2011 would be a fresh start.

anybody out there hiring gay losers. ideally a 100k/year salary and i work for one hour every day when i feel like it. thanks

good morning let’s hear it for Mildly Cool Outside a round of applause for Mildly Cool Outside

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was gonna need a miracle

i’m tired of being well behaved i wanna cause problems on purpose

okay but aging is literally a privilege. notice that

local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge

reports are coming in that she is now burning said bridge

Its literally so incredible that the clitoris is just there to make u feel good like omg Thank you. like its not there for fertility reason or anything its just there to Chill and have fun... feminism