amor princess

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

Can’t take any chances these days

Here goes

me after a quiet day in: Time for a quiet night in

I did the being edgy and self-deprecating thing, it gets old. I wanna be soft and lovely and easily impressed. I wanna appreciate all the little things that make me happy the same way I’ve dwelled on every single thing that upsets me.

I can balance the light switch between on and off

Little children love me

I can make tea without using either of my brain cells (last 2)

I can eat 3000+ calories a day and not get fat

i can untangle earbuds without fail in less than 30 seconds

USELESS i said *useless*

I’ve trained my cat to come running at the sound of a cowbell

…..continue 

I can fit my body through a clothing hanger

…that’s my favorite one yet

Stray cats love me, they always come to cuddle