anfchr

listen to popular music!!! do “cringey” things and read bad fan fiction and dress how u want!!! live how u want!!! life is too short to be afraid of ur interests!!!!

there is literally no logical, emotional, aesthetic, philosophical, moral, or sexy reason for the sun to be gone at 4.30 pm 

… phil remember what u did last time after you were so tired after a trip?? yes a mukbang… soooo why not continue the tradition and idk… film a mukbang while you talk all about your super fun trip… hahah nah… unless???

@amazingphil

dan and phil games lives, not for us, but just remember the bants are flowing strong only we can't hear them. literally an underground river.

some of the best things in life make you feel a little uncomfortable at first

WOOOW

I’ve Survived Every Bad Day I’ve Ever Had, Motherfucker!!!

@shitpostsampler

potatoes take so long to boil kinda sexy making me wait

sometimes gay bitches just say shit like “i will find you in any world” and “you’re next to me in my life” and “you are so unique and amazing that no art could ever capture your essence” and “i don’t feel homesick” “that’s because you’re hanging out with me” and “i want to be there so you don’t have to be brave” and “you > everyone in the universe” and “the light and warmth you bring to our lives is as everlasting as the sun” and “he smells like warm” and “what would happen if we went further apart [than a few feet]?” “i think the universe would rip in half” and “i wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone” and “you’re my plinth of life” and  “it is nice to be able to live life with nothing in mind except falling in love.” and “despite everything that’s gone horribly, horribly wrong, I wouldn’t change it for the world because I’m here with you.” and “it hurts me to be near you, emotionally and physically. you are beautiful and grumpy and beautiful when you are grumpy.” and “we are real best friends, companions through life, like, actual soulmates.”