A DANCE PARTY tag yourself im jotaro and zeppeli

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A DANCE PARTY tag yourself im jotaro and zeppeli

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Any living person: âLetâs go to the beach!â
Me:
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Me: *tries to go to bed at a reasonable time*
Me: ah yes
Me: 4am
Me: perfect
How can I reblog this a million times? Â The 1% are master manipulators.
The existence of another poor person is not why youâre poor.
So while I was getting my haircut, the lady asked me if I had other plans for the day and I said:
âIâm just going to pick up the boy from daycare and then itâs date night.â
And the lady says âOh! How old is he?â
âHeâs three.â
âMine too! Where are you registering him for kindergarten itâs such a hassle-â
And thatâs when I realized I said âboyâ and not âdogâ because I always think of Charlie as âgood boyâ but this slip up has lead to a miscommunication.
The lady is now 6 minutes into a clearly needed rant about how unnecessarily complex shopping for schools is, esp when you have a neurodivergent child, so I canât just tell her that Charlie is a dog because then sheâll feel awkward for unloading on me and she clearly has enough going on.
So the rest of the haircut became a game of âhow much can I say about Charlie without revealing that he is not a human child?â And the answer is âenough to cover a half hour hair appointment, quite possibly several hours worth if Iâm specific enoughâ
âis he very verbal?â
âIt really depends on who heâs with. Heâs very quiet at he but wonât shut up if heâs at the park or has a friend over.â
âwas it hard to potty-train him?â
âheâs adopted, but I was genuinely amazed at how good he already was with hygene and potty stuff.â
âmineâs just obsessed with paw patrol and Frozen, drives me crazy!â
âI imagine. Charlie is colorblind so heâs not as into tv, but he always wants a toy if I take him anywhere with them.â
âoh gosh the toys! And the kids are so rough on them!â
âyeah Charlie can destroy a stuffed animal in about 2 minutes, so I only buy him the really cheap ones.â
âDoes he throw tantrums when they break?â
âNot really. Itâs meditative, really, taking them apart. He has hysterics if the cat takes his toys though. Runs downstairs and cries at me until I retrieve it because heâs not tall enough to get it out of the cat tree.â
The Very Good Boy in question, Charleston Chew.
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i literally know absolutely nothing about good omens but can I just say... Crowley looks like the final pam
I fucking DARE you to tell me they donât look alike
thank u barbie for showing bi/lesbian solidarity
thank u barbie for paving the way to bi/lesbian/trans solidarity
Donât forget bi and pan rights !
this reply is so funny to me. sorry straightsâ˘, barbie is part of the GCU (gay cinematic universe) now
remember when they made ken gay in toy story? likeâŚ. itâs always been a part of the GCU
âMy dearest beloved fuckosâ is a fun, gender-neutral way to begin a speech.
See also: âEsteemed bastardsâ
âGentlefolk, Ferals, and Domesticated Cryptidsâ
âMy fellow yees and hawsâŚâ
gumball snaps and kills james charles
god i know this website will call literally anything feral but this man really did embody the spirit of a rabid animal

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That Legit sums it up