i should be embarrassed!

To be fair, they have a functioning public transit system in the planet at the center of the galaxy where all the politicians live. I doubt a majority of the planets have that…

I am given to understand that Washington DC does not have a functioning public transit system so. You know

You know what, fair.

three person poly relationship made up of two people who are already dating trying to coax someone with horrific self worth issues into a loving relationship. stray cat style

they’re all laying together in bed and the couple are both thinking to themselves like good, he stayed the night to cuddle and talk when we offered, he should know that we genuinely care for him and want this to be more then a handful of one night stands. and the stray cat guy is like wow this sure is nice i think i’m falling in love with them. it’s really too bad that they don’t actually give a fuck and hate me and probably want to kill me with hammers for no reason

our spiritually elevated rejection of canon vs their intellectually dishonest refusal to engage with the text

kamala should do her own january 6th. i think it would be funny

mayb im problematic for this but the thought of it happening again is kind of hilarious to me. imagine if it happened like. every year

we should build another whitehouse across the street from the one we already have and make republicans and democrats play tf2 irl

davrin and taash immediately proving themselves the most eligible bachelors at the lighthouse simply by virtue of being the only two who thought to manifest a real bed

starting bloodbath. illario traitor vibes keep increasing exponentially

what did i fucking say