dead baby dressup

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

whenever i try to express affection for a mutual i feel like a PERVERT

okay everyone listen up!! 👏👏 new plan! basically what we’re gonna do is: dance 🕺

Me at the politician's eyes show because literally nobody is in the pit

bad thoughts at night/poster’s delight… but those posts by the morning/scrollers take warning

i appreciate when websites have a spectrum of blocking options. i hate when the only choice is to hard block op like sometimes you need the option to mute or block a specific post. absolutely no beef with the person who made the post you just put an image of a large spider on my dash 400 times and i dont want to see that please thank you.

DROOL DROOL DROOOL

The DBD community is horrible and everyone knows that but the thing I find really funny is when I load into a match and it's all t-bagging sables and feng mins and I'm thinking, "I'm about to get obliterated" just for them to... suck? Like they're t-bagging me mid-chase and still get 4K'd at 5 gens. I feel like they just want the fun of being toxic without putting in the work to get good enough to not look like idiots

I need to stress that I was playing Bubba with Distressing, Coulrophobia, Sloppy Butcher, and Coup de Grace and all of those perks were level 2 because I haven't done his bloodweb yet. Like, these people were losing 4-0 to some absolute dogshit and laughing at me the whole time like ???