it only had to lead

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

art block? dude this is called a "canvas". you need to spend less time on minecraft

“well. plays the cards i’m given” has profoundly changed something in me. litany against wallowing in an unsatisfactory situation

everyone always surprised when you can learn bits of information about them from the characters they make... dearly beloved. you took a lump of clay with no form and shaped it with your hands and thought you wouldn't leave fingerprints? what hubris! you leave scraps of yourself in everything you make. sometimes it's a lot more than scraps but just for you i'll pretend i didn't notice

forgive me father for i have opened a notification and read the message within to make the red dot go away and then forgot to reply for a month . it will happen again

Wholesome

i know i just reblogged this a few hours ago but i keep thinking about this man and his powerful emanations. i think this might actually be the physical manifestation of the soul of new york city. if he dies the city itself becomes pillars of dust

"if i didn't own the building and had to pay rent never in a million years could i keep this place open" damn it's almost like private ownership of storefront property punishes unique local businesses out of existence while keeping the door open for megacorporations that can afford the rent. almost like storefronts should just be city property that those with business licenses can rent on the cheap indefinitely. almost like an echo of the broader problem with the private housing market too... damn, really makes you think

This is like a lazily rendered level from a ps1 game.

every hoohoohahah hahahoo

and every time we kiss I swear I could fly

I drink two cups of coffee per day not because I have an addiction, but because my body has adapted to the presence of caffeine enough that its absence causes mild but unpleasant side effects.

I dusted the TV stand not because it was dusty but because it was covered in fine particulate matter that settled from the air.

I reblogged this post not because I liked it and wanted to share it, but because reading it elicited a pleasant sensation that I felt would be appreciated by others

does anyone have the one where he falls down only to get schlorped up into another slide

thank god