I Like Things

Imagine a dragon at Antiques Roadshow, appraising its hoard

Imagine the dragon hoards monetarily worthless things like newspapers or old bones and the person appraising it getting more and more nervous about telling the dragon their stuff isnt worth anything

Imagine that the dragon knows this and just likes watching the person squirm.

The dragon actually hoards uncomfortable situations

The unholy Glee in their eyes is what really makes this for me

cyan-biologist

listen, sometimes necromancers get bored, and there’s always lots of little bones laying around….

3. I, a god, don’t need to remember other specialities. But you, a mortal, must have a good knowledge of all other specialities AND a particularly excellent knowledge of mine.

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

I wish this is how whales worked.

yes griogri rasputin had a huge impact on history but let’s not forget that thanks to him we’re blessed with 2 absolute bangers, boney m’s rasputin and in the dark of the night from the Anastasia OST

OHMYGOD IT’S ATTACKING THE STATUE OF LIBERTY SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING

This is a good joke. This is such a solid, quality joke.