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a = aftercare (what they're like after sex):

for Derek, it depends on how you guys do things. if he's the submissive (which is most of the time), he needs aftercare. it's hard for him to feel comfortable enough with someone to be submissive, so he needs to be taken care of afterward. water, words of affirmation, maybe a snack if it was especially exerting. if he was dominant, then he does absolutely everything he can to make you feel comfortable and cared for.

b = body part (their favorite body part on themself and you):

Derek's favorite body part on you would have to be your hips. he loves squeezing and holding them. even when you aren't doing anything but sitting in each other's presence, Derek likes to have his arm around your waist and a hand on your hip. his favorite body part on himself is most likely his arms. he works out, focusing especially on his arms. he does this for practical reasons, obviously, but also so he can hold himself above you with ease.

c = cum (anything to do with cum/climaxing):

he really likes being edged, especially when it has to do with your pleasure. please, don't let him cum until he's gotten you off. don't let him cum until he's finished you by giving you head at least 3 times. Derek doesn't feel like he's earned it until he's given you 10× the pleasure you're about to give him. if instead you overstimulate him, maybe as a punishment, his body is well-equipped to handle that. his mind? not so much. he'll be a whimpering, sobbing mess by the end of it, but you won't be able to make him cum dry.

d = dirty secret (a dirty secret of theirs):

he smells your clothes to get off when you aren't around, specifically when he misses you. your scent alone makes him hard after, and Derek absolutely refuses to explain why or how because he thinks it's 'embarrassing' for whatever reason. when you have sex, he sometimes buries his face in your neck to get a good, long inhale of your scent which usually finishes him off.

e = experience (experience with sex):

contrary to popular belief, not much. after Kate and Jennifer, Derek doesn't like to feel that kind of vulnerability with other people. he was borderline asexual until he met you, and he realized he enjoyed doing it only with people who he felt an intense, unshakable connection with. for him, that meant you. it takes him a while to let down the 'dominant' guard, but once he does, he's all yours.

f = favorite position (their favorite position to do the deed):

I feel like he'd be really into missionary or anything with eye contact, but he's also a thigh man so he'd like to have his hands on yours as much as possible. Derek probably hasn't tried many different positions so he'd be open to anything that you want to do, provided it doesn't hurt you in any way. himself, he's less concerned about.

g = goofy (are they more serious or do they crack jokes?):

for Derek, it entirely depends on the vibe of the intimate moment and the era you're with him during. in season one, there will be no jokes or even giggling. if you laugh at him, he will cry. he might have done that anyway. in season 2-4, he's a little less serious and more likely to laugh with you. the first time he makes a joke, it shocks both of you, before you both disolve into laughs.

h = hair (how well-groomed are they?):

again, it depends on the era. season 1-2 Derek is clean shaven and prefers himself that way. season 3-4 Derek is far less picky and has no problem letting it grow out. he still keeps himself well-groomed and maintained if that's what you prefer, but if you have no preference, then he's not going to bother with that. I'd imagine he doesn't have a preference for how much (if at all) his partner shaves. I think Derek prefers you to be comfortable, however that may be.

i = intimacy (how intimate/romantic are they during the moment?):

he's very intimate with you through every season, it's one thing that stays consistent. Derek hasn't known comfort since he was a teenager, especially after Kate destroyed his life and his family. so, when he finds he can seek comfort in you and have special, uninterrupted moments where he can be as vulnerable with you as he needs in that moment, Derek feels like a weight is lifted off his chest.

j = jack off (masturbation headcanon):

he doesn't do it very often, especially after meeting you. he thinks, at first, that it interferes with his discipline and control over his wolf. however, after you and Derek get together, he starts to touch himself more frequently when you aren't around. any time he smells your scent in his bed, or you leave a shirt at his place, Derek's going to jerk off. it gets him painfully hard just to smell you, which he's quite embarrassed about. once, he uses a pair of your underwear to jerk off and accidentally finishes inside them, basically ruining them with how soaked they are. when he tells you, Derek looks like a scolded puppy waiting to get in trouble.

k = kink (one or more of their kinks):

l = location (favorite place to do the deed):

he has a few, but I think the primary kinks that he absolutely cannot finish without are as follows:

- primal play : Derek really likes incorporating his wolf tendencies and behaviors into your sex life, since to him, it's very intertwined with his arousal. he can get aroused without it, but let him have his little wolf roleplay; it'll make him far more enthusiastic.

- breeding : it doesn't matter if you can get pregnant or not, he's going to fuck you like you can. the most interesting part is that he's still submissive when practicing this particular kink. Derek whines, begging you to carry his pups. if you tell him that you can't, or that you two aren't ready for a baby, best believe he'll start crying. he knows, he just likes to pretend.

- roleplay : this goes hand in hand with the others, but you cannot convince me that this man wouldn't absolutely love sex with a storyline. I don't mean like a porno roleplay, I mean Derek is incredibly serious about the roles you and he are in. he wants it to feel as real as possible, and he gets frustrated if you find that funny. he gets even more frustrated if you consistently break character, and he will walk away and leave.

his bed, his car, or the woods. his bed is probably the most comfortable, and he feels the most comfortable there. however, his car turns him on the most. he's proud of it, and he's proud of you. despite how incredibly cramped it is, Derek will make it work. the woods is by far his favorite, it definitely makes the primal play feel more realistic, and he has this fantasy of role-playing hunting you down in the forest. this obviously only works during nights, and when there aren't swarms of hunters in the woods.

m = motivation (what gets them going?):

your scent, mostly. Derek's sense of smell is incredibly strong, and he finds that your scent in particular is one of the sweetest he's ever had the pleasure of smelling. another big turn-on for Derek is if you take any interest in his wolf senses or behaviors. he thinks it makes sex more intense for the both of you, so if you find that just as hot as he does, it gets him rock hard. I think that he would also find intelligence very attractive, so if you do research on werewolves to better understand him, or you already have some knowledge on the subject, Derek's all over you.

n = no (hard no or turn off):

anything that involves hurting you in any way. Derek is a bit of a masochist in that he doesn't mind (and sometimes even enjoys) being in pain himself, but he finds it incredibly uncomfortable and unsexy to put you through pain. he carries a lot of guilt from his first relationship still, and he worries that he may accidentally put you through the same thing. it's also why he's hesitant to turn you, he's already lost one pack and he can't bear to put another person he loves in danger.

o = oral (preference to give or receive):

Derek definitely prefers to give. it doesn't matter what you have down there, he's a service subtop, and he likes to see you enjoying yourself. preferably, he'd like to be the cause of that enjoyment. he's pretty good at it too, even without much practice. after a while with you, though, he figures out how to personalize his craft and make it geared toward you and your preferences rather than just his general knowledge of how it works.

p = pace (what their preferred pace is):

it entirely depends on his mood. if he's angry or excited, he's going to go fast. you can remind him to slow down and take his time, but that won't always work. other times, when he's sad or he's hard a hard day, he prefers to take his time with you. Derek wants to lose himself in your body, to feel you touching him and loving him, taking care of him.

q = quickie (their preference on quickies as opposed to proper sex):

Derek does not like quickies. even when he's angry, he wants to have at least an hour with you. he can't do anything less than that, mostly because he can't finish without a bit of foreplay. however, if the goal is to finish you off in under an hour, then it's game on. he likes a challenge, especially when it comes to pleasing you. Derek's quite confident in his skills.

r = risks (what are they willing to try?):

just about anything, really. as long as it doesn't involve harming you in any way, Derek will try literally anything. even if it's weird, he likes to think of himself as adventurous. and, he's always found appeal in odd things himself. especially if it can be turned into a role-play, Derek's down.

s = stamina (how long can they go for?):

with his werewolf stamina, he wouldn't ever really have to stop. he doesn't hardly have a recovery period at all if anything, you'd have to remind him that you do. even then, Derek may keep going anyway if that's something you're into. he likes to see the expressions you make when he overstimulates you, because he can go on all night without stopping. this is the closest you'll get to dominant Derek, though it's more bratty than anything else.

t = toy (do they own toys? do they use toys? which is their favorite?)

u = unfair (how much they like to tease):

Derek has never used a toy before you, but he's always wanted to. he's been very curious about pegging specifically. even if you have your own equipment, he wants to try one with a weird shape. he's also thought about sounding, which he's a bit nervous to try. he'll need some reassurance before that, but Derek's open to just about anything. his favorite toy, after he has some experience with them, I could see being a remote controlled vibrator. he likes that it makes him feel like you own him.

it depends on the era for this one, but generally, Derek likes to tease and not to be teased. in season 1, he's not going to tease at all. he's moreso just stunned that you'd ever want to fuck him at all knowing everything about him. most people who are attracted to him at this point only feel it because of his outward appearance. season 2-4, however, he's bratting. it's been a long time since Derek felt comfortable enough with somebody to misbehave with them, to tease them, so when he gets the opportunity... he's definitely going to take it.

v = volume (how loud they are):

here, it depends on how much privacy you guys have. if he's not worried about someone else (especially his pack) hearing you, then he'll be as loud as he wants. however, if Derek's worried or insecure about being loud, the most you'll get out of him is a grunt. he prefers if you're loud no matter what, though. he wants to hear your pleasure even if someone else might hear you as well.

w = wild card (random headcanon):

he sleeps naked. not even just after sex. he completely strips down, structures his neatly made bed more like a nest, then lays down to sleep. why? it feels more natural. if you make fun of Derek for this, he's less inclined to get defensive. at least he's aware that it's odd. and every morning when he gets up, he makes the bed again and leaves no trace of his nest from the night before. you don't want to sleep in the nest? too bad. you're going to sleep in the nest regardless, because he's not letting go of your waist.

x = x-ray (what they have down there):

it's big. not like, monsterously huge, but big. 9 inches in the least, and he feels really bad about it the first few times. once he realizes that you're into that, that it doesn't bother you he can't always fit himself inside, he gets a bit more confident. the age old question, does he have a knot? the answer is... kind of? it's definitely a human penis, but after sex, sometimes he can't exactly separate himself from you. when you asked, Derek refused to answer, which indirectly gave you your answer.

y = yearning (how high is their drive?):

it depends on you, really. Derek would be perfectly content never having sex with his partner, but he's also be perfectly content having sex as often as possible. he's flexible like that. at first, Derek has trouble adjusting to your specific likes and dislikes, namely your drive, but he figures it out pretty quickly. whenever you want it, he wants you. but generally, his drive is pretty low.

z = zzz (how fast they fall asleep after):

he has to watch you fall asleep before he can. Derek doesn't feel safe letting himself sleep unless you already are. he worries that you'll need him and won't be able to wake him. so, he tries to coax you into falling asleep first. on the rare occasion that he's tired enough to fall asleep before you, you had better stay there until he wakes up, or he will panic.

Peter's lying in bed, arms behind his head as he reclines back against the plush pillows. He's been teasing you all day, looking to be punished, to be put in his place. He knows he's been obnoxious, but Peter simply can't help it.

When you enter the room looking rightfully pissed, he smirks and shivers with excitement. He's been waiting for this all day, the chance to have you all to himself without any interruption from the students or other teachers. Peter figured if he got you worked up enough, you'd have to use him and make him finish in the process.

"Hey, babe. You finally done for the day, or are you just here to tell me off? You look pissed. Beautiful, but pissed." Peter snickers, extending his arms towards you but not leaving the bed. He's too lazy for that. When you scowl at him in response, he huffs indignantly.

"Okay, I get it. I pissed you off. Now would you fuck me and punish me already? I'm sick of waiting." Peter whines, this time sitting up to make grabby-hands at you. He's clearly eager to be touched, eager to finally have your hands on him.

You've had about enough of his attitude. you'll give him what he wants, but you'll make damn sure that he doesn't misconstrue it for a reward. You ignore the way he whines and complains, instead reaching for your bedside drawer to grab one of the many toys that you and Peter had bought together. A cockring.

The second he sees it, Peter's face drops into a pout. He looks up at you with his big, beautiful brown puppy-dog eyes like he's immediately regretting the teasing from earlier. "Okay, okay, maybe I could have gotten your attention in a better way, that's on me. Just not the cockring, please—"

Of course, you cut him off and effectively shut him up with a kiss. It's rough, angry, and pent up. Everything Peter had wanted. He moans softly against your lips, letting his mouth fall open for you to dominate the kiss. It never takes much to put him in his place, but he sure knows how to get on your nerves when he wants to.

Peter whines when you pull away, but he doesn't dare complain about it, lest you decide to make him watch as you pleasure yourself with one of your many toys.

You position yourself over him, knees on either side of his lap as you undo his jeans and slide his boxers down his thighs. Peter's immediately reactive, moaning and groaning like you're already touching him. You pump him a few times to get his erection to full mast, using your spit as lube when you slowly begin to slide the cockring on.

Peter makes a noise, almost like the contact hurts with how hard he is. He's still got that stupid pout on his lips, his hands coming to rest on your hips as he wills you to finally sit on his cock and give him some relief. Instead, you grip his face with one hand, making him look up at you. You grin, "Use your speed, Peter. Since you want to act like a slut, I'm going to treat you like one."

Peter's eyes glaze over as he fully enters subspace, and he nods excitedly. God, yes. This is exactly what he's been waiting for. Part of him doesn't even care if he finishes anymore, he just wants to see the pleased look on your face when he finally brings you to completion.

You begin to slowly sink down onto his hard on, and Peter immediately throws his head back and moans. He's been needy since this morning when you had to cut the foreplay short and get ready for work. His hands grip your hips, trying to stop himself from pulling you all the way down. When you notice his struggle, you grab his wrists and pin them above his head.

That seems to help Peter, even if only slightly. He still writhes beneath you, but he seems to be getting used to the slow pace and warm, inviting heat of you. He mutters soft obscenities, letting his eyes fall shut tightly.

Once you've fully sank down, you allow Peter a few moments of reprieve to get ahold of himself. Once his heart has steadied and his breathing has regulated, you lean down to whisper in his ear, "Go ahead, honey. You can start now."

And with your permission, Peter begins to vibrate. his entire body, but best of all, his cock. He opens his eyes to watch how you react, how your face contorts at the sudden pleasure, how your body begins to shake as Peter's powers tear moans from deep in your chest. He's almost proud of himself. Almost.

Of course, Peter's still painfully hard himself, and watching you come undone almost instantly after he begins using his power hadn't exactly helped with that. He wills himself to focus on you, to focus on your pleasure.

After your third orgasm, you gently tap Peter's chest, and he stops. As you stop to breathe, you realize you can hear him beneath you, whimpering and whining softly. You slowly open your eyes, only to be met with tears trailing down your boyfriend's cheeks. Peter's pretty when he cries, his entire pale face blushed a bright red and his beautiful eyes all flooded with tears. Still, you know he's been pushed too far.

You lean down, pressing a kiss to Peter's forehead as you push his hair back, gently wiping the sweat that's accumulated on his brow. He whines softly, unable to properly express what he wants after being simultaneously edged and overstimulated to please you. You slowly begin to slide off him, the muscles in your legs shaking from the exertion.

Peter whines, making grabby-hands at you once again, trying to get you to stay close to him. You coo softly, not wanting him to think you're leaving, "Shhh, it's alright. I'm not going anywhere. I'm going to take off the toy now, and then I'm gonna finish you off. Sound good?"

He takes a second to process the words, and you swear you can see the cogs turning in his overstimulated, pleasure-addled brain. Then, after a few moments, Peter nods and allows you to peel yourself off of his body.

He stares up at you with a dazed smile, his eyes still teary but content. He's finally going to get what he wants, even if he had to make it through the punishment first. You remove the cockring, setting it on the nightstand to be cleaned after you're finished here. Then, because you're still recovering from your own orgasms, you begin to use your hand to pump him.

Peter moans, his eyes rolling back and his eyelashes fluttering as he finally gets the pleasure he's been waiting for. Unfortunately, he doesn't last long at all. Almost instantaneously, Peter blows his load, the white sticky substance shooting all over his chest and stomach.

He looks up at you with wide eyes, his body still convulsing slightly from the release. After a few seconds, he giggles. "Sorry. I guess I was really holding back for you, huh?"

You smile and press another kiss to his forehead, leaving the bed to grab a washcloth to wipe him off with. Peter groans slightly as you use the cloth on his sensitive parts, but seems grateful overall.

When you begin to walk away again to continue aftercare, Peter reaches out and grabs your wrist to stop you. "Hey. Thanks for putting up with me, even if I'm a brat sometimes. I love you."

And with that, he allows you to walk away and continue your post-intimacy routine.

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