here there be vampires

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

Cutting something out of your life because you think you don’t need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like let’s say public health and the social safety net and vaccines

#you are not immune to the recency bias(via@arrows-for-pens)

Every person on earth needs to read this post. It will make people’s lives a lot better and lessen the crises everyone faces in day-to-day lives.

this actually made me cry with joy also one of them is eating noodles

It just keeps going and getting better. *^^*

CAT PARADE IS BACK

I’ve been blessed with the kitty marching band! I love them 💚🥰

Never not reblogging the cat parade!

DOUG WAS MAC TONIGHT??

@cellarspider It’s your Blorbo from apparently everything?

@sharpening-fangs

(scrolling past several gifsets of the same movie) using my keen senses of deduction i can conclude that mutual watched a movie today

Mountain weasel (Mustela altaica)

#it fucken sumny (via @mindfulwrath)

Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves

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