Andromedatura

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the sexual assault framing of lestat's turning... lestat's own reframing of his turning as something he had control over/agency in, or otherwise something that was his fault ("serving cunt has its consequences")... the way he portrays it as magnus simply being unable to resist him, and, really, who could when lestat's so captivating and irresistable? delving into your own self-made mythology to protect yourself from the brutal, horrible truth of what happened to you that you already know deep down somewhere... oh lestat i love you. you are loved by me

The closest you can get to experiencing what being a Crank is like is when you don't wash your hair for a couple days

I used to get headaches ALL THE TIME it made me feel like a crank I swear 😭

Tmr community should make a list of irl experiences that are crank coded

when you go too long without sleep and get to the point where getting energy out of nowhere and lowkey hallucinating

OH I AM WALKING WITH YOU. JOGGING EVEN

Tmr au where they kept crank newt despite everything and Thomas watches as newts shirt gets looser and looser as he slowly decays and his body shuts down

The Doors mentioned🥹🥹🥹 he’s just like me fr

still think it was awesome when teresa basically beat thomas with a stick on tst. say what you want that was the moment their relationship was the most interesting in the main triology

i watched like 3 seasons of got for thomas brodie sangster a wgile back and I just found out about the jojen paste theory and its like. 2am and I cannot stop laughing what the actual fuck that is the funiiest thing ive heard ever. also do yall think newt got eaten by the cranks or like what

yeah they ate him tf upppp