trash queen is trying to win a giveaway

I was thinking this guy was fortnite dancing until I realized this is probably where Epic stole it from

Donald Faison improvised this dance on Scrubs and yes, Fortnite stole it.

He also wasn’t compensated or credited, and he’s pissed about it

The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

Dental care is a human right and should be covered for all.

you ever get a bus driver who drives like they’re running from god

WHAT IS THIS

Kim Possible was like I’m an extremely adept martial arts fighter and world hero and this is my sidekick Ron who comes along because he’s my best friend and I like him

some ppl who grew up with siblings didnt rly Grow Up With Siblings. like if you and your brother are 10 yrs apart u just dont get it… if you had siblings within 3yrs of your age you had the genuine experience of primitive undeveloped human brains pummeling the shit out of each other because none of us have developed frontal cortices and the laws of man don’t apply in the confines of this house

As someone with a sister three years older than me and another eleven years younger, I can confirm.

au where Zhao survives to see Zuko become Fire Lord and in their first meeting after the fact Zuko’s like “I am the leader of a nation and I will be a mature adult and I will not insult you BUT MY FRIENDS CAN, SOKKA GET IN HERE” and he makes Zhao stand there while Sokka roasts him for like an hour

#zuko told sokka about it like two days ahead of time so he’s had SO much time to come up with the best jokes#the top roasts you know#but the thing is he improvs and adlibs a lot of them in there too just to make it Spicy#just comes in there and laces in. he’s gonna start with the mutton chops and work outward

This is what library workers think about

One thing I’ve learned in life, if you act really self-assured and confident you can pretty much get away with anything.

For example, I’ve watched someone walk on to a plane with no passport. Just walked right on.

Once walked out of a dude’s house with a pair of his pants slung over my shoulder. Did all the usual eye-contact, saying-goodbye movements and noises, just… while stealing his pants. He did not notice. 

I told my English teacher that she graded my final paper(I did not turn one in) and that she told me it was well written. She scrambled 3 days trying to find the nonexistent paper, then apologized to me for losing it and gave me a 96%. Confidence is key

my dad’s mate just walked out of a shop with a canoe and didn’t get questioned

Humans are like bees: if they sense you’re an intruder all hell will break loose, but if you get inside the hive they just assume you belong there. Be confident.

Bee confident

This is funny but also true, and a huge tip when traveling. Act like you belong, and you won’t be bothered like other tourists might. Especially on public transportation… do your research ahead of time and look like a disinterested commuter and you’ll blend right in.

Fun Fact about Bees: they use pheromones to communicate and the pheromone to signal ALARM is the same chemical that makes bananas smell like bananas so if you eat a banana and then breathe on a beehive you will regret it and this seemed relevant when i started writing it

Fun tip for enemies

What my brother always taught me for stealing restaurant cups: just take it like it’s yours

If y'all want to make a clown a gay icon like… Harley Quinn is right there

Harley quinn and pennywise are wlw/mlm solidarity.

No Harley beats the shit out of Pennywise with her bat and takes the kids out for ice cream and group therapy