all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

Random tumblr blog roleplays as a philosopher. Shocks the masses by using big words just to say they think theyre better than you because you watch movies. WHHAAAAT?

thats right

the biggest word in this post is “entertained”

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

i struggle every day to beat my inner child for its own good

the 20th century is crazy what do you mean that airplanes didnt exist in 1900 and by 1999 Futurama was airing

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

jump scare for the American readers