ah!

when ppl say they had ai write something for them my brain translates that into "i had my mommy do it for me. also i took a shit in our drinking water"

predictive markets are shitty for all of the obvious reasons yes but also because you used to be able to say something like "i wish i could put $100 on glup shitto marrying darth penis" and people understood that you were just goofin

dr. ellie sattler was a lesbian in the book and i don't mean just vibes she is textually a lesbian and i can prove it. gennaro assumes that ellie is a man when he hears "dr sattler" because his limited worldview makes him think 'all doctors are men' is a safe assumption to make. later we find out she's engaged to "a nice doctor in Chicago", but no gender is mentioned. then a bunch of people read that line and assumed the fiancee was a man in a book where several people die as a result of assuming they knew someone or something's sex

*woman who switched her grocery day to saturday from monday voice*: bananas have more spots nowadays have you noticed this

golgi apparatus...

if heaven exists it's a place where you can eat as much glass as you want and it never hurts your mouth or tummy

old people love to die right after their birthday it's like their six seven

the only people watching live action avatar the last airbender are YouTube video essayists they're keeping the Shitty Netflix Show economy afloat with nothing but some overpriced mics (and unvetted vpn sponsorships)

lifetime appointment doesn't mean forever it just means until they die some kind of horrible, violent, purely hypothetical death