#aw jeez

when youre in class with a trio and the teacher says to get in partners and the two closest ones start looking at you like they feel bad

lifetime appointment doesn't mean forever it just means until they die some kind of horrible, violent, purely hypothetical death

elon musk has about 1% of all the money in the world, enough to give every single american $2,000 and still be richer than anyone has ever been. if he was a country, he would be ranked 20th by gdp. he could fund boston's entire city budget for over 200 years. and that money is just sitting there

🌂 that movie was a normal amount of good

well well well. guess who just found out that you’re not supposed to wear a tourniquet for more than 2-6 hours